Tuesday, September 30, 2025

Poor Pitiful Pete

 U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth slammed ‘fat generals’ and diversity initiatives that he said led to decades of decay in the military and told a rare gathering of commanders on Tuesday they should resign if they don’t support his agenda. ‘Foolish and reckless political leaders set the wrong compass heading and we lost our way. We became the “Woke Department,”’ Hegseth said as he kicked off the event in Quantico, Virginia. ‘But not anymore,’ he said.

Hmm, Pete, macho man, masculinity… Pete Hegseth’s former sister-in-law said in a sworn affidavit that Pete made his ex-wife, Samantha Hegseth, “fear for her safety” while they were married. Hmm, Pete gotta act with swagger, letting your testicles free and wild… Among the allegations are that Samantha once hid from Hegseth in a closet, that she developed escape plans “if she felt she needed to get away from Hegseth” that would be activated with a code word, and that she did once put the escape plans into action.

Now Pete and his bone spur, grab ‘em by the p***y draft dodger Lord and Savior are acting all He-Man and testosterone-ridden, thinking that all it takes to prove their masculinity is shout, act the overlord, and macho. Poor pitiful Pete!