super heros

This past year has brought us super hero's, some from the creative minds of Stan Lee, Marvel and DC Comics. Thor, Green Lantern, the X Men all demonstrated super human powers, all flamboyantly dressed and costumed out, and each with a specific knack to fool mere humans. Many were the good guy but in creating the good we all know there has to be bad otherwise why imagine the positive without the negative!

But not to be outdone, by Hippie, Progressive creative types, others have also come forward and have generated their ideas about characters with above human powers who also can change the destiny of man. The Evangelical/Christian Conservative Republican/Baggers have created Gay Man. He is a creature able to destroy the Institution of Marriage by simply saying, "I do". Gay Man can destroy heterosexual marriages by merely suggesting that he too wants the same freedoms in this country that the Constitution permits. Once Gay Man finds a same sex person he loves and wants to spend his life with, heterosexual couples begin to have adulterous affairs, practice infidelity, and end up divorcing. No heterosexual couple is safe while Gay Man is on the hunt for his own love.

Two Moms is a super villain the Vatican has penned. Two Moms with a simple penchant to cohabitate and raise children have the power to turn little Teresa into Tom and Edward into Edwina. Their vagina's and breasts have double the power of one ordinary heterosexual Mom, and with that power they make the Gay happen. Two Moms is worse then one dead beat dad and one Mom, one abusive Mom, or neglectful Mom. Two Moms make their evil ways by going to go to adoption agencies and adopt kids who otherwise would be left alone for the rest of their lives, pure sinister behavior. The Vatican would rather have those same parent less children go to foster home to foster home rather than let the power of Two Moms change their lives.

Queer Person a modern day creature out to make less than adequate males feel some kind of superiority, those in need of a scapegoat to feel better about themselves, and a perfect outlet for pointing the finger away from yourself so no one sees just how insecure you are about your sexuality. Queer Person first made his appearance in movies, novels and television show in the 40's and 50's, but has taken on new powers as the reason why the recession has happened, unemployment so high and in the land of the 700 Club Queer Person has the power to create blizzards keeping people from traveling in the winter. Queer Person is fave of Housewives of any city, wanna be starlets, and some people's best friends. Queer Person is the necessary reason for blame when you have fucked up your own life.

Gay Man, Two Moms, Queer Person evil doers created to avoid the real truth about bias, bigotry, ignorance, and fear. Gay Man, Two Moms, Queer Person characters developed to avoid talking about the facts, understanding differences and many times just to justify why religion is necessary. Gay Man, Two Moms, Queer Person suddenly they are more powerful then God, the Constitution, or common sense.

This has been and continues to be a blockbuster summer for super hero movies, sadly it continues to be a blockbuster year for anyone who wants to hate without reason, fear without cause, and discriminate without hesitation. Who knew homosexuals were so damn powerful!