Ted (The Prophet) Cruz thinks Hilary has been very Naughty, Naughty, Naughty and wants her to be spanked. Being the Lord in his own home, Ted (The Prophet) Cruz knows that Naughty, Naughty, Naughty women need to be hushed up and quiet and nothing like a good spanking will do that to the woman who acts like a Dame. Ted(The Prophet) Cruz says he spanks his 5 year old daughter when she is naughty (naughty with a lower case n). A good dose of letting it be known who the master of the house is, is quite the thing. Donald (The Douche) Trump thinks that Hilary is to blame for her husbands indiscretions, because naturally it takes a woman to MAKE her man stray when he can’t that certain THING at home. When asked about his own three marriages, one adulterous affair and daughter out of wedlock, Donald (The Douche) said none of that matters because he was just being a man and since he wasn’t in Oval Office all of his own infidelities are just history. (Oh yeah and remember he knows his own daughter ids a looker and if only things were different he would date her!)
Paul (The Dude) Ryan looked into the camera forgetting it was not FOX News and with that( I can lift more weights in the gym than you can) smirk, he admitted that yet once more his Congress People (the ones mainly from gerrymandered districts or Voter ID states) tried to repeal ObamaCare and are proud of it because affordable health care is so socialistic. And not to be outdone for that foolishness, Paul (The Dude) Ryan did an extra swarmy smirk and proudly stated that he also was proud that his band of misogynists decided to withhold any budget money for Planned Parenthood. So,the Gospel according to Paul (The Dude) Ryan is that women’s health is not a matter he believes is important enough to consider. Women need not be concerned about their bodies, reproductive parts go their bodies because any good woman with a good man will stay healthy!
So let me understand this, please. You are a Republican, which is okay, but this year, you ARE still going to vote for the GOP! Let me understand this, ALL of the Republican candidates for president, almost 90% of the Republican Congress don’t believe in fair wages for equal work, paid maternity/paternity leave will leave the real people Corporations upset, women’s health is a matter of a Christian government, and only a man can truly understand what a woman wants. So, you want to vote Republican because you never had a mother, you never had a grandmother, you have no sisters, aunts or nieces or even daughters, and your only friends are men. You are a self loathing lady? You really, really hate women so much that you will vote for a political party which considers females to be less then equal to men; now that IS Naughty!
