IF YOU prefer your comedians or politicians who deliver their jokes bold and brash but never provide you with a punch line YOU: A) prefer noisy things like bombs dropping or AK assault weapons being shot in rapid fire, B) are just mesmerized by people who move their lips fast, wondering how fast their next sentence might be spoken or C) are a supporter of Donald Trump? IF you bask in the light of your Savior YOU: A) support a man married three times who would make his daughter his fourth if he could, B) support a candidate who has enough clean water for just his kind of Christian believers C) support man who believes Jesus would have deported his own immigrant followers if in fact he too hadn’t been an immigrant. IF YOU believe you are a Patriot YOU: A) dress in clothing filled with Confederate paraphernalia, B) poach on Federal land because the Lord gave you this land C) go out and purchase a white hood to match your white robe and or a bunch of those cute swastika picky do’s tom prove white supremacy? If you swear by God (not any God Jesus God of course) that you are pro-life YOU” A) burn down any and all Planned Parenthood clinics, B) vote for politicians who deny food assistance and early childhood education, C) want a bunch of men folk to check the genitals of elementary school kids as they enter the bathrooms or D) just arrest unmarried women who are slut and whores anyway?
IF YOU are walking down a sidewalk and headed toward your east is a black man with a black hoodie on and to your west a white man with a white hood on YOU: A) take out your open carry weapon and shoot the black man B) pass the white hooded guy blaming the Jews, Colored, and the Mexicans with cantaloupe calves for making the sidewalk so narrow or C) say hello to the black guy with a hood and hope the white hooded guy is not carrying matches or rope? IF YOU deny climate change WILL YOU A) by a cemetery plot of the tallest peaks of the Rocky’s for your grandkids B) hope that the Trumps, Cruz’s, Bush’s and Koch’s will set aside a seat on their rocket to a satellite above the Earth or C) don’t really mind because you are certain the Rapture will happen before all the ice melts? IF you too have a sixth sense and see things that no one else sees like videos, and back room deals to kill American soldiers in Benghazi WILL YOU: A) find a director/writer to make Sixth Sense 2, B)continue to swear the sun rotates around the Earth because you have seen pictures of that also or C) just keep your head in the sand, yours ears tuned into FOX News and buy Gold from Glenn Beck?
IF YOU are walking down the sidewalk, a very narrow sidewalk and two people are approaching you both alone together as they are each texting DO YOU:A) step into the bushes or on to the street so they can continue to be self absorbed, B) stand still, playing the game chicken or C) place your leg out in front of them hoping the first one trips and falls onto the second one? IF A person is talking on the phone as if they are in the confines of their house and speaking so loud the jackhammer on the street seems like a distant melody DO YOU: A) point and laugh, B) answer the next question they are asking C) start screaming to yourself in the same loud voice or D) tell them to shut the @#%& up? IF YOU actually think the GOP Tea Party is holding debates instead of debacles HAVE YOU NEVER A) actually witnessed a real debate, B) rarely care about truth C) think NOT answering the question is real politics or D) just like to view building implosions, pictures of highway wrecks and the version of the World’s Funniest People who fall down stairs, fall out of planes or think they arr professional wrestlers performing body slams on their mothers?
