Friday, September 6, 2024

Facts of Life

 Donald Trump’s running mate, JD Vance, said in the wake of the deadly school shooting in Georgia that the massacres are sadly a “fact of life” and offered ways to fortify schools to make them safer against gun violence. (NJ.com)

When the “Big Kids” living on our block were about 14 years old, our parents decided that maybe it was time for all of the older folk to know a little more about the FACTS OF LIFE. Because this was way back in ye olde days, rather than explain, face to face, the FACTS OF LIFE, about six different sets of mothers purchased a book titled “The Facts of Life, for Adolescents. Our mothers asked us to please read the book as a group and discuss any or all questions with one another. To this day, I still recall the summer afternoon when we all got together to discuss half of the stuff we already knew and to be amazed at the other half of the stuff that we had no idea ever existed.

 

WEIRD, WEIRD kiss ass wanna become the new MAGA breakout star once DonOld dies, JD, whatever the fuck his last name is now, always ready to act as the Prophet has come forward to explain to this nation about the FACTS OF LIFE, which mean that the end of some folks lives at an early age is just gonna happen. The WEIRD guy who insists that the Fetus or Embryo are lives NOW is explaining to America that a fact of life is not that guns kill, but that certain people should maybe not have access to those guns. At the same time, as JD pontificates about life and death, he refuses to endorse background checks and a law to stop assault weapons from being sold to the public.

 

So, MOMS and POPS, grin and bear the idea that your kiddies are doomed to die as they sit inside their classrooms, and that it is and will be, according to this PROPHET just A FACT OF LIFE.