So Trump left the G7 early. The media is asking all sorts of questions, trying to provide some mature, adult, educated meaning for his early absence, but there are truly some more relevant reasons available. I mean, come on, Media, this is the infantile TACO, Don Snoreleone Trump we are discussing.
Trump left the G7 early because:
Everyone in attendance was using words with at least two or three syllables.
Everyone was speaking in sentences and not using texts or emojis to communicate.
He ran out of his supply of Depends.
They needed a foursome at Mar-A-Lago to play golf with the Saudi Royal Family.
He needed to hawk some of his Bibles, Telephones, and Crypto on the Home Shopping Network.
The UEA had another used plane they needed to get rid of.
They ran out of Cheeseburgers and Diet Coke.
He ran out of his “uppers”.
THIS IS TRUMP, get real, MEDIA, stop pretending his departure is about anything else of importance!
