that war on christmas

The day after Halloween was the first real IT IS CHRISTMAS commercial I had to endure while watching television. Prior to that I was entertained with Mariah Carey singing a disco version of some Christmas song while looking for men’s under ware at my local Target store, but due to a very disgruntled customer angry about some lay-a-way procedure did not get to fully enjoy this Christmas carol. (As loud as Mariah was singing about gifts and love this customer was angry that the sales associate knew nothing about lay-a-way). Some homes in my neighborhood already have the lights a blazing and at least three houses have the tree in the window decorated and looming large. I know it is the Christmas season but somehow until Bill O’Reilly, or Glenn Beck try and sell their newest book about the War on Christmas, or the very white Stepford Wives of FOX propaganda demand that this IS a Christian nation and we all should be shouting NOEL from our synagogues and mosques, the true spirit of capitalism, hate, bogus and buy, buy, buy just will not set in.

But then my worry that the Grinch had not arrived to confuse us all about what the origins of Christmas were all about I read two speeches from self proclaimed save the family/for the children/Jesus wrote the Constitution along with the leadership of Moses politicians; both T-Publican Governors of course. It seems good ole’ Koch Brothers puppet Scott Walker of Wisconsin believes that preventing Americans from obtaining life-saving insurance will help them live the American dream, much better. It seems just in time for Christmas , Governor Walker has decided that if you cannot earn the right to buy overpriced health insurance you do not deserve to either stay healthy and you do not deserve to call your self a real American. Pay for health care or die, you lazy Communist low life. Joining Gov. Walker in the battle to out scrooge his constituents to death, Gov. Mike Pence, I am a a good Christian soldier and Koch brothers marionette stated that he “wants to enoble Indiana state residents by cutting off food stamps. For Mike Pence, you either starve or find the money from some high paying job to really justify food on your table. You want to eat, then find the dough to do it. Nothing says enoble of Americana or Christmas season like skipping a few meals and being hungry all day long.

I know it might be a bit early for the soldiers en mass to proclaim the war on Christmas.  However,the self serving, selfish so called Christian crusaders will find a very high horse or an extra tall soap box with the New Testament Bible in hand carrying some invented amendment to the Constitution insisting that we say Merry Christmas, and permit Christian expressions of this holiday season to be established on Government property. These folk will lament the fact that since the Muslim became president,since the atheist Progressives have poisoned the minds of the intelligent, since disregard for Christian law in favor of Sharia law became the law that a war on Christmas by the non Christians must be fought and won. But since hypocrites are usually the last to notice their own folly and failures, this group of Christian Jihadists will never realize just how much of a war they have already declared on what I suppose is the true meaning of the Christmas season; fighting against faith, hope, charity and good will to all.