Here piggy, piggy

You can dress up a gal paint her lips red, place her in a bridesmaid dress,  (she is female of course and nothing wrong with that except she needed to be the kind of female as seen on FOX News without the blond hair  of course) but once she moved those ruby red lips and spewed anything but the facts (except about how she plowed those fields in Iowa) it is hard to deny she is just a little bit stupid, a little bit absurd and a whole lot of T-Publican denier. Senator Joni Ernst (TR Iowa) was the official face prepped and gussied up to originally respond to the SOTU, but in her own words was prepared not to respond but instead she would “talk about voters’ priorities “rather than respond to a speech.” Nope, no way the T-Publicans wanted to respond to the mostly good news addressed by the president, that might indeed skewer even the most unintelligent FOX viewers, so Joni ( I am woman and you know how muchly respected women and their reproductive rights are by the T-Publicans) Ernst pretended that the priorities upon which she spoke existed anywhere except in the Board rooms of the Koch Brothers, Americans For Prosperity, the NRA and anything Rupert Murdoch.

Now Joni was supposedly the real McCoy responder, but in a political party of ego’s, haters, and liars there is never room at the top for one banana nope a whole fruit bowl of comedians wanted attention and a chance to claim how much more red, white and blue they are then that Kenyan we have as president.There were three others who responded in the English language, (which  Joni Ernst promised to keep as the only official language in which the government could or would do business eliminating the Spanish language from anything government), and one spoke in Spanish actually saying the word immigration. There was Rand Paul, who decided that he could just claim he was a board certified ophthalmologist and had he been around the Civil Rights Act would have been dead on arrival. His pal Ted Cruz, my parents fled Cuba because of a dictator but if I am president I will deny rights to anyone LGBT or of a minority and of course female. And then one Rep Curt Clawson of Florida who once thought the deputies representing President Obama were from India because, well they were not white nor black. None of these men joined Joni Ernst in saying words like same-sex marriage, reproductive rights, climate change, or for that matter, equal and fair under the US Constitution. 

But back to Joni Ernst the hog castrator who might have been the T-Publican favorite because maybe she was so intimating as to think she might castrate some of the male Democratic Senators or she was a woman and patronizing a woman works, or she was a less stupid version of Sarah Palin and could only see Nebraska from her front porch, or that maybe the public might think that females have any say so in the politics of the T-Publicans. And as if giving a speech in Freshman speech class, Joni tried her dardnest to hide the facts that destroyed her lies, pretended that Americans did not like affordable health care, and never once mentioned immigration. Proud as punch the T-Publican pundents and men who have folders of women like Romney, or men who think women are bound by the Bible to stay at home and have babies like Mike Huckabee applauded how intelligent and insightful Joni Ernst sounded. Joni Ernst provide the entertainment portion of this years SOTU address and all I heard her saying was here piggy, piggy!