Rick Perry believes that energy from solar and wind is not Gods’ will and almost kind of sort of a form of blasphemy. Jesus made coal to be burned and oil to be blasted from the rocks, and everyone knows that only Jesus’s dad, who made the Earth has the power to murder it! Betsy DeVos looked into the cameras and said well maybe she should investigate the public schools in her home state of Michigan, and that she really hadn’t visited and public schools with any real negative problems, She made, I suppose a billionaires face, which it looked like she stepped in her own servants poop and kind of sort of said “my bad”, then did that debutante brush of her hair and just provided a very blank stare.
Ben Carson was pissed his elegant dining ensemble to be used in his suite of offices at HUD was considered too expensive at the tax payer cost of $31,000 and in a very blame the liberals pissy tone returned the damn China. Ben Carson also decided that housing is just fine for the poor or the minorities and removes a non-discrimination clause to maintain fair housing for all. Steve Mnuchin and his wifey, swore to God, this time a Jewish God, that their planned trip to visit all the gold in Fort Knox has nothing to do with a honeymoon type trip or even that eclipse thing that was happening. He said he would pay back the government for all of that liberal nonsense, but he is secretary of the treasury , so one has to wonder.
Jared, well Jared and his felon father just keep on keeping on. Since Jared still has free reign to threaten nations all over the world, if they choose NOT to do business with he and his family, or bail, out he and his family’s failures in banking, Jared pretends to be the MAVEN, and promises after all of his loans are paid off he will provide world peace. Mr Magoo, the Attorney General threatened California for being to nice to brown people, and promises to take away his tin soldiers from protecting California’s piece of the Homeland. Ryan Zinke, needed protection from the public, plus wanted to cut down some century old trees and bought himself a $139,000 door for his castle, err I mean office. He also mad quite a few deals eliminating national parkland in Utah and his pals in the mining biz, are quite happy for the Secretary of the Interior.
And to top it off the inbred, bigots, in Pennsylvania all decked out in their Make America Great Again, made in China outfits, greeted Trump has he held yet another pep rally trying to support another Republican running for office who believes that there is no and never was any Russian collusion in our past election. And the scarier thing was they all chanted “drain the swamp, drain the swamp.” Oh yeah, and today, Rex (lets drill Russian oil) Tillerson has been fired.
