Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, today, we present the newest shiny object in the Executive Branch, three ring circus, something more spectacular, stupendous, even Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! For your immediate attention, for your ability to forget Russian hacking, Russian collusion, money laundering, the fact that there are good Nazi’s, and of course the reaping of profits by the anyone Trump via the American taxpayers dollars…we bring you, NO we provide you, NO we assure you that a meeting between Rocket Man and Orange Man will not only be the story of the century, but will make the scripted saga’s of reality television seem pale by comparison. Where all other’s have failed, without the input of experts, with absolutely no facts to fall upon, one known dictator and one wanna be dictator will meet face to face, and the result might be peace in the world, OR a Trump Tower built in Pyongyang!
I had always believed that conspiracy theories were just that; people conspiring to create their own reality. When Vladimir Putin decided that ONLY one man in the United States had always created his own reality, void of the necessary conscience, morals, values or ethos; that man being Trump, I suddenly realized that the most out of this world scenarios no longer had to be introduced by Rod Serling, but in fact that Trump and his kick me I am with stupid followers, were quite agile at inventing fake news and even phonier realities. So, suddenly Kim Jong-un, a narcissistic, devious, bad guy has somehow cow-towed and in his own madman manner seeks a meeting with, the shyster, tax evading, clueless Trump. Hmmm….more like HMMMMM…Here is the thing, Putin never thought that Americans were smart enough to question the outcome of the 2016 elections. Being that the Russian Oligarchs bought and paid off the RNC and its leadership, Putin was certain, democracy would die and no angry voices of protest would arise. Somehow, so far, thank God, that is not totally correct. So, to take some of the heat off of the corruption which is and has been the Trump Administration, Mr Putin, who has been cozying up with the North Koreans, has a new scheme a newer now you you it now you don’t plan. Pay Kim Jong-un yo play along making nice to Trump, keep Americans attention away from any thing Russian, and make Trump seem to be a leader! Big order, but then, Putin was able to hack our 2016 elections.
Dubious of any miraculous moment by anyone Trump is being nice, on my part. Certain that Putin is up to tricks, and hocus pocus, makes more sense. We are about to witness a sham, similar to the sudden election of Trump, a sham stupendous in creativity and shameless in building hope that America may rise to the top. Yeah, Trump and Jong-un, what could go right!
