Dear Vlad, Дорогой Влад,
I feel that since you had an office in the West Wing during your puppet (Trump) reign of terror in his first iteration and flirtation with Fascism, and now that you might actually be sitting inside the Oval Office, you and I can speak on a first name basis. Vlad Putin, you actually were able to declare war on the US without any of your Troops invading our sovereign land, unlike your declaration of war against Ukraine.
By the way, Vlad, any relationship with the infamous Vlad the Impaler? Vlad III, commonly known as Vlad the Impaler or Vlad Dracula, was one of the most sinister, miserable, and menacing creatures to roam the Earth. Just asking Vlad because of your habit of having people pushed off of buildings or balconies, choking on poisonous food, and suddenly acting as if they were victims of their own suicide seems so similar to Vlad the Impaler!
You found one of the most mentally unstable of men, knowing how ill he is and has been from his own insecurities, fear of not being masculine, and his serious affliction of sociopathic narcissism. You nasty little prick, Vlad, just how you either blackmailed him or brainwashed him has been quite a fete!
What I really am curious about, Vlad is how you managed to infect the Republicans with the Zombie Virus. Seriously, dude, somehow, via your Puppet Boy Trump, you have turned a large portion of this country into brain-dead, soulless creatures. That alone, Vlad makes Vlad the Impaler seem like an amateur.
