Friday, November 8, 2024

MADA

 Day Two, and I am in my fuck all of this mood. It is a place that sadly emanates from my wounded and very sore gut, an area of my body that feels as if millions of Fascist boots have taken delight in kicking and kicking and kicking. 

 

At first, I had thought only with the part of my brain motivated by sarcasm and snark. As I was rubbing my gut, hoping this gnawing pain would stop or even ease up, I thought of the idea of creating a new cult, one called MADA, MAKE AMERICA DEMOCRATIC AGAIN. It helped my gut from hurting, which then enabled me to have my brain kick in once again.

 

And now I seriously want to start MADA. (MAKE AMERICA DEMOCRATIC AGAIN).  It seems that cults work wonders on Republicans, so why not use their philosophy and have Democrats, Real Americans, use the same techniques?    

 

It seems the Democrats always fall prey to the sick, sad, shitty sideshow used by Republicans.           We mock them in rhetoric, and actually, that is all we, as Democrats, seem to do. Exactly how many times do we have to be hit on our heads with Republican bricks to finally say it hurts? So why not hurt them the same way?

 

MADA, MAKE AMERICA DEMOCRATIC AGAIN! I am seriously open to suggestions (none will be accepted if they start with “…seriously!!!” Do we use caps? Is there another article of clothing? What color should we all rally around? At first, I even thought this is a joke, but I am so tired of being laughed at by losers!