So you now picked up an endorsement from Sarah Palin in your quest to become the next Senator in the state of California. Wow, you got the okee doekey from that half term, full of fabrications, winky dinky Sister Sarah, the one you said during the Presidential campaign, could not run a major company, let alone a major nation like the U.S.
Did you have to pay Sister Sarah her going rate of $1million to get the ex Governor , (with about 10 unsettled law suits against her while she was in office), to mutter a word of confidence about your ability to lead the state of California? You know, Carly, (and I am sure now that Sister Sarah is like a soroity sister to you, I can call you Carly because Sister Sarah says she is like the average American and is the lady next door) you both are probably like two peas in a pod right now.
When you screwed up at Hewlett-Packard and was asked to leave as CEO, just like your sorority sister, Sarah, you blamed everyone else but yourself for your miserable decisions, and self serving choices. You made a pretty penny of course on that Golden Parachute payment, but then you are of the upper class with wealth and millions upon millions of dollars and making bad professional choices are the going prize.
So Sister Carly, you and that feisty mavericky coutored dim whit Sarah have made it clear that equality in this country is not anything you believe in. Both of you were in favor of prop 8, and surprisingly one of the few times you actually did vote in California (you stated that most would die for the right to vote, but you just didn't find the time to enjoy this right and with a wave of the hand sarcastically said shame on me). When you finally decided to vote you voted to deny Gays and Lesbians the same rights you have. (Actually Sister Carly, you did the blessed Institution of Marriage twice. The first husband lasted for 7 years but according to you matters of money and his being away from you too often made the whole marriage thing irrelevant. Cool! Then you met and married Frank Fiorina who was previously married, and the both of you made it s two fer. Did I hear the Institution of Marriage crumble when you failed at your first? Oh wait it only crumbles when Gays marry.
And Sister Carly, just like that mother, Sister Sarah you are anti abortion. Did you like the way Sister Sarah did not educate her daughter about all apsects of sex. Seems Sarah just told her daughter don't have sex, without ever consdiering the temptaions a teen might have and explaining, as a good parent would, "...I prefer you do not have premaital sex, but if you should let me inform you of all the consequences and aids in helping you not have a baby while "schtooping" in high school..."
And Sister Carly, are we going to make that mavericky pouty face, purse our I told you so lips and do a cheerleading pose as we sing "Drill Baby Drill"? Sister Sarah made it perfectly clear the time for research, fact finding was over. Appearantly being from Alaska, Sister Sarah forgot about the Exxon Valsez (perhaps she was spending too much time looking at Russia from her porch, I wonder can she she Sacremento from the same porch? Drill Baby Drill, have the two of you sorority gals practiced the harmonies to entice Califonians to drill for oil in the Pacific? According to you, issues of climate change have insufficient scientific information to prove any disruption in the natural world. So then like Sister Sarah, the only way to solve our reliance on fossil fuels is to continue to drill baby drill and forget implementing any environmental initiatives to make California, let alone the world, healthier and safer.
So, Sister Carly, Sister Sarah has decided to support your candidacy for Senate, just when you thought California had sunk to its lowest ever, you up the ante. Sarah Palin, and Carly Fiorina a sister act, two peas in a pod. How damn scary is that?
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