penis envy

Penis envy or how my life is not as big a Mitt Romney

Seems Mitt’s newest defense for his career as a venture capitalist is that those who are not and have some concern about what he did and how he did are just jealous of not being Mitt.

It makes me wonder, those men who served in the military during the Viet Nam War, the ones enlisted without a deferment, I assume they are jealous of Mitt because Mitt decided to not serve his country but instead spent time in Europe trying to proselytize those non Mormon Europeans. I wonder if they are jealous of Mitt because he put his religion first, country second, and in doing so the only trauma he experienced was some Parisian pushing his 10 speed bike to the ground.

It makes me wonder if all those working class men and women the ones who did not inherit their wealth from their father are jealous because the gains they made financially were created and established by their own effort and energy. I wonder if those Americans who earned their own wealth are jealous of Mitt because Mitt was lucky enough to have had his father born before Mitt?

It makes me wonder if all those men and women who are unemployed, the ones who already ran out of unemployment checks, the ones having to decide food, rent, health care which one can they afford, the ones who even lost their jobs to the fine work of Mitt Romney and Bain Industries, are jealous because Mitt who states at every pork chop coffee shop that he unemployed looks so good being unemployed. I wonder if those Americans are jealous of just how carefree a multi-millionaire looks as he struggles with onerous opportunity of finding himself unemployed?

Mr. Romney is all bent out of shape and so maligned that anyone, anyone who is not a bleeding Liberal, Socialist, true son or daughter of the greedy, seedy side of Capitalism can even call his actions as a venture capitalist anything but deeds done for Jesus. Mr. Ivory Tower, Let Them Eat Cake Romney states that what he did is as red, white and blue as the flag and that firing people is not the issue, no making profits is the reason.

I remember when I got to Taylor Allderdice High School and had my first PE class as a ninth grader. We had one open shower stall with at least a dozen shower heads attached. I had no idea how many different sizes a penis could grow. And after the shower I remember the guys with really large penis’s strutting around the locker area showing off their manhood. And I remember thinking should I be envious of them. I know a guy had to have a big dick to be cool, but these guys with big dicks were all BIG DICKS themselves. If that is all they think it takes to be a man then they certainly are missing out on something called real life.

Penis envy or how my life is not as big a Mitt Romney, and thank goodness for that. I may not be wealthy with millions or powerful enough to buy and sell corporations or people but I mean what I say, say what I mean and know the definition of honesty. I can define myself with the truth and don’t flip flop when the wind changes.

You are a fool Mr. Romney and anyone voting for you is foolish. Jealous of you Mr. Romney no just scared. Scared because you have no backbone and cower in the shadows hoping no one will notice who you really are.