Tuesday, October 21, 2014

stupid is scary

Just in time for Halloween a new collection of monsters have surfaced. Many of these creatures have been around for a long, long time (but most recently with Ebola finding its way to the United States), the ugliness, meanness, evilness has found firmer footing and/or more horror. These denizens of doom who need no make up, masks or morose adaptations simply use their misguided religious zealotry, made up Americana, and very dysfunctional relationship with Jesus as the tools of their terror trade. Like any good monster they rely on fear, fable, fiction and of course hate and blame. The other big difference with these monsters then those found in celluloid or fiction novels is that instead of the simpleminded townsfolk, the ignorant urbanite, the feeble minded rural gentry running from the monsters, it seems that most of these mindless minions embrace the creature turning into the same kind of monster themselves.  It somehow seems to me it is easier to catch STUPID then it is to catch Ebola!

Phyllis Schlafly, as ancient as many a vampire used to spend her time trolling the Earth sucking blood from the LGBT community and feminists. She would pounce upon those who demonstrated any bit of need for freedom or equality and try to corner them into submission by calling them deviants, whores or un Christian. It is usually self absorbed monsters like Ms Schlafly who pretend they know God while intentionally trying to usurp God’s being and try in desperation to become God them self. The newest iteration of this Vampire Schlafly is now racism. Madam Vampire Phyllis has decided that because the Kenyan Obama (in power for the moment of this is really a while nation, United States), is certain that  he (King Obama) wants to make America like Africa; which is why he is permitting Ebola to thrive and arrive in this white’s only nation. Good ole’ Phyllis knows that this self imposed dictator (democracy failed when he was elected), yearns for his ancestral village and wants to impose the same dire consequences on ‘Merica as supposedly the white slave owners did to the supposed slaves of Africa. Ebola is a black person’s disease according to Schlafly. It must stay in Africa and no former son of that continent is going to bring that disease to a white enclave like ‘Merica. 

Keith Ablow a blow hard racist appearing on anything and everything FOX, has decided that the reason President Obama is useless in the fight against Ebola said the following “ Obama is not protecting us from Ebola because his infinities are with Africa, and not us…He’s their leader”. This man actually became a psychiatrist but is no more then a modern day Dr Demento. This Dr Demento has of course called poor people lazy, accused rape victims of just being too sleazy and asking for it and now has found a way to call Barack Obama president of Africa. Everyone knows on FOX Africans are evil, uncouth, unChristian heathens. Dr. Demento loves to fiddle with fiction, fake the facts and then try his best to make up some advice as if it is actually scholarly instead of bogus bull shit. The Kenyan is a black man and all black people have an undying affinity with Africa and of course it all is just a juicy ploy to get back at the innocent white slave owners of the South who were true Americans.

It is Halloween time but sadly these two monsters will not fade into the costume closet, nope they are so scary and frightening that the lonely, self loathing, loony, racist, misogynist, homophobe, Christian Crusaders will cajole, inspire and follow them letting these monsters take hold of the townsfolk’s fears. Ebola is awful, but the lies about it are even more disgusting and gory. Permitting the monsters like Schlafly and Ablow to delight in the false debate is spookier and more deadly then the most heinous of creatures. Stupid is very scary!


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