scary movie

You know when you watch a really scary movie, the kind of movie when the music becomes bleak with lots of cellos and ominous percussion in the background playing as the naive (perhaps really stupid, inept, dumb usually pretty white folk) start to either go into the basement that suddenly is without electricity or climb the measly stairs that pull down leading to the attic.  You know when the one light bulb that does work flashes from on to off swaying in a sudden wind, highlighting shadows that look like demons or some dead person who died eons ago, or find the profile of a beast with four eyes ten hands and blood dripping from their mouth lurking in the corner(waiting for the chick with big boobs, the chiseled hunky dude or the kid who is so good at playing the good kid but is honestly as bad ass evil as it gets). You know when you are watching that movie, so predictable as to what happens next as the ax murderer is hiding in the shower stall or the vampire is just behind the refrigerator door, or the lady with half a head is in the closet at the ready to behead, bite or devour (the stupid, supposedly innocent virgin, God fearing, wholesome douchebag.) You know that no matter how inane, insane, ridiculous and juvenile the plot seems it still gets your attention. Well if anyone has been watching FOX (we make up the news television) , you will get the same feeling as you watch the FOX Reality Stars pretending to report the news actors; present fiction regarding the Ebola outbreak in America. You will get to witness just how bigots, xenophobes, Christian jihadists and Koch Brother’s propagandists try their damnedest to scare the shit out of you!

The FOX Noise blond haired ladies and men, the FOX news white entertainers who always mange to have a person of color as their muse next to them, the FOX News treasonists at the ready with an unabridged paper back version of the Constitution next to selected portions of the Bible with quotes from Republican activists judges like Scalia, Thomas, or Alito, or swear they are infectious disease health professionals, are at the ready to pontificate and rape the minds of the insecure,self loathing, fiction outweighs facts viewers of the FOX News nation and either blame the Kenyan in the White House, Gay Marriage proponents, Mexicans or those untamed female hussies of ‘Merica (who want abortions just because they think they deserve it) for the End Times curse of EBOLA. The FOX Noise let’s shout fire in the theater when all we did was fart, actors have been demanding isolation, ignorance and of course antiChristian hate for the blacks in West Africa who invented EBOLA , the Progressives of ‘Merica who embrace the hedonism life style of anyone who is not a believer in their version of the Lord and Savior,  and the direct assault by Obama for encouraging EBOLA to come to the red WHITE and blue shores of this land is my land BUT not yours.

You know those apocalypse themed movies when the population is threatened by a monster and supposed to NOT run amuck but usually end up shooting one another on the freeways as they try to escape a 5000 foot wave, an alien spacecraft, or a Zombie plague; but do because of sheer fool hearty belief in a few crackpot villains…you know those movies the ones you watch and say this is my guilty pleasure and finally add this is such bull shit. Well, if we permit FOX Noise to continue its Halloween scare tactics without calling them out for the frauds they are… we will all be starring in a horror flick scarier then our own imaginations and the outcome will be frightening! BOO!!!!