another AMEN

I don’t speak Spanish…but I do speak Jesus,” Mike Huckabee (maybe a potential T-Publican presidential candidate, but a 100% snake oil salesman). The next line Pastor Huckabee should have said is I don’t speak American Democracy but I speak American Theocratic Fascism. He might then add I don’t speak equal rights but I speak double standard. He might finish with I don’t speak for the Everyman/Woman but I speak for the fearful homophobe, racist and misogynist pretending to be a Christian.  Mike Huckabee is a scary individual because he believes Jesus speaks to him and the Jesus that speaks to him hates almost every possible minority demographic in the United States.

Mike Huckabee is a creative con man. Like most con men the Reverend Huckabee knows exactly how to prey on the fears of the ignorant, the people who believe they are the herds only smart enough to be led by a shepherd. He knows how to inject a vengeful Jesus, the kind of God who intrinsically is terrified that any one with a bit of individualism is the enemy. Huckabee is like the the nasty Puritans who at the first sign of an independent female in the 1600’s needed to  set her afire. Too many questions irritate Huckabee and he in turn preaches that those questions interfere with the power of the Lord. The Good Book is all we need and Preacher Huckabee made it clear with another statement in which he, acting like a true anarchist, said, if even if the Supreme Court grants same-sex marriages as law the states should ignore those Devil influenced Justices because Jesus is the only Supreme and Jesus has told Mikey he hates those Gays! Statements like Huckabee’s (to ignore the laws of the land) were made in preparation of the Civil War and quoted by George Wallace as he decided to act as judge and jury denying the Negro entry to the university system of Alabama.

Be prepared America, if snake oil salesmen like Huckabee get their way there will be a whole lot of exceptions to the Constitution. Huckabee is insistent that this is a Christian nation, and one that Jesus founded and planned. He will have no room for the Catholics their leader having the audacity to consider women equal to men when it comes to wages and he says words like Climate Change. Mikey will tolerate the Jews pretending that he cares about Israel, as long as those pesky Jews all immigrate to Israel so the Rapture can begin, (read the book of Joel for clarification) and he will sure as hell follow the simple rules of Militant Islamics like ISIS and behead those long bearded kneeling to Muhammad terrorists. Snake oil salesmen have charm and charisma, they entice the stupid to remain dumb and always say the name of Jesus as if once that is stated nothing else counts. Huckabee says he doesn’t speak Spanish but he sure doesn’t speak American either!