for the kids again

It is once again for the children, not any child to be exact but the kind of children only opposite-sex couples should or would have. Consequences will arise, we were told on Tuesday as Attorney Bursch approached the Justices, “if the Justices embrace, if they allowed same-sex couples, who cannot procreate, to marry — that will send the message that marriage has little to do with children, which will in turn lead to more children being born out-of-wedlock.” Attorney Bursch is so certain that opposite-sex couples will find marriage so repulsive when the homosexuals are permitted to say “I do” and so contrary to the promises they were taught at home or in church regarding the institution of marriage that the heterosexuals will just ignore marriage and schtoop without that ring of gold on their finger. Attorney Bursch seems to believe that the sole purpose of marriage is to create a family and once the Gays are allowed to form families themselves fewer babies will be born to a straight mom and dad! Attorney Bursch has apparently never lived in the real world, the place where not all heterosexual couples want kids, where sons and daughters of heterosexual men and women HAVE been born out of wedlock or where the best intentions to tell your kids to wait to get married to have kids go over the heads of their heterosexual kids; for example ask Bristol and Sarah Palin.

And then Attorney Bursch believes that the majority of voters in this nation who watch FOX News or listen to Limbaugh or Beck or give Jesus dollars to Pat Robertson all of whom rely on the stupid said to the Justices, “The “reasonable voter,” could conclude that it was necessary to ban same-sex couples from marrying in order to halt this attenuated chain of events that allegedly ends in more children being born to unmarried couples.” So as a homosexual, I have the power in just saying “I do” to mesmerize, hypnotize the entire stupid heterosexual man and woman to immediately refuse to get married, because marriage was just an excuse to have kids. No legality and you can schtoop at your hearts delight without any obligations. Attorney Bursch with a straight face(not a gay one indeed) actually spoke stupid to the Supreme Court, but then again Justices Alito, Thomas, Scalia and Roberts speak the language of dumb.

It is for the kids once again, you know the kids who immediately have rights as a fetus but once born can’t go to Pre-School or receive food assistance. You know the kids who must learn to live in a world where saying the words climate change is a crime. The same kids who if not sons and daughters of the 1% or politicians paid for by the 1% will have to fight incessant wars to proclaim some form of adulterated democracy. It’s for the girl kids who will be paid less then the boy kids if they even find a job not shipped overseas. It is for the kids that marriage equality must be denied, because nothing say AMERICAN like INEQUALITY!