Tommy, can you see me

Senator Tom Cotton (T-Pub) of Arkansas said, on Thursday April 2, 2015, while being interviewed on CNN, “I think it’s important we have a sense of perspective. In Iran they hang you for the crime of being gay.” 

Hey Tommy, May I call you Tommy, you sure as shootin’ know how to raise your third finger into the wind and give a pissed off shout out to democracy when in fact you are a bit pissed off that democracy might actually work for everyone in its purview. First you raised your third finger to the President completely disregarding the Logan Act which states that the US Federal Law forbids unauthorized citizens from negotiating with foreign governments having a dispute which the United States originally passed in 1799 and amended in 1994. You waved that third finger with even more gusto when you were told to violate that law is a felony, insisting that as a senator you were just doing the people’s business. And you sure as sin are no one’s lackey except of course the Koch Brother’s, Sheldon Adelson and the white robed goons of the Heritage Foundation. Tommy boy, may I call you Tommy boy, you kicked some presidential ass gaining kudos from the self proclaimed Patriots who love carrying the Constitution in their back pocket but instead of reading it either use it for target practice or worse to wipe their Confederate white asses. You ain’t nobodies fool, except maybe the gerrymandered, Voter ID’ed restricted citizens of Arkansas!

And now Tommy ( we’re Bro’s by now) you have stretched out that third finger of yours to lengths even Ted Cruz has not yet managed to do and given a good what for, kick in those homosexual degenerate asses to the men and women people whom Pat Robertson and Mikey Huckabee love to hate and raise money off of (the Gays), and told us to just be glad we don’t just gather ya’ll up and kill you. George Bush coined the phrase ‘one heck of a job, Brownie’, but somehow Tommy you deserve that congratulatory pat on the back; cause just like Brownie you took an already fucked up situation and made it worse. (At least Tommy you didn’t fall back on the usual T-Publican talking points using some Nazi comparison.) Aww, the sweet life in America, Tommy Mc Tom-stein, live your life less than equal, cause its better then hanging from a tree. (But wait have you cleared that whole hanging from a tree thing with your white robed and hooded militia… I mean campaign team? 

‘Tommy can you hear me, can you feel me near you, Tommy can you see me?” (Peter Townsend) Umm, shucks, nope not at all I think NOT, not with your third finger of each hand placed in your ears hidden in the confines of some Evangelical bigoted enclave blinded by fiction you perceive to be fact. I salute you Tommy boy with both of my third fingers waving gently in the air!