Little Marco

Little senator Marco (I want to be one of the big boys)Rubio from Florida is not quite sure which ass needs more licking, the dumb asses of the very low life T-Publicans claiming to be Crusaders for Christ or a vast majority of true Americans who separate themselves from the asinine homophobes or racists. Marco is miffed as he knows he must pretend to care about equal rights, but must defend the inane and idiotic machinations of men and women too stupid to know when in fact they are shooting themselves in their own feet. Marco loves to speak loudly but then is terrified when people actually listen to what he says. It is for Marco the perfect conundrum most T-Pubs find them themselves drowning in “double speak”. Yesterday little Marco explained that being Gay is a choice, but even though he would not choose to be Gay he, if invited would attend a same-sex marriage if invited by a friend who chose to be Gay. Thus Marco (please elect me to be YOUR president) Rubio thought he out witted the wily liberals and smooth sailed his way into the clutches of the Conservative Christian Crusaders. I condemn and condone the Gays says Little Marco!

Me explico lo que una opción es amigo! Let me explain what a choice is, dude! You can choose to be a dumb guy using your religion to explain your homophobia. You can choose to want to run for president while abandoning Americans who either happen to be homosexuals, have family members who are homosexuals, or just really honestly don’t care who is a homosexual. You can choose to support a bunch of angry men and women who think Jesus was the first president of the United States, or choose to realize he wasn’t. You can choose to be a homophobe unlike the Gays who didn’t choose their sexuality but were born that way. You can choose to pretend that marriage is the holiest of holy institutions while choosing to overlook all of the heterosexuals who are adulterers, commit infidelity, and as they say I do for the second or third or fourth times, choose to laugh in the face of marriage. You can choose not to be an intelligent kind of guy OR choose to be the stooge of a bunch of billionaires who will choose to tell you exactly what to do if you should become president.

Little Marco, your parents chose to come to America because they chose not to tolerate a Communist regime which denied equality and rights for all. They chose a country where freedom from religion was the foundation for freedom of religion. They chose to find a country where all men and women ALL had the same opportunities to experience life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Little Marco, you have chosen to ignore all that makes this nation great and instead have chosen to become nothing less then a form of Fidel Castro for whom you have chosen to be one of the most evil men on Earth.  Little Marco this is America and until the T-Pubs stop choosing to ignore our Constitution and current democracy we as citizens can hopefully CHOOSE NOT to elect you to the office of president in 2016. Hopefully we we all choose to say adios amigo, Little Marco!