Thursday, March 31, 2016

Guess what GALS

Guess what GALS, Donald Trump has a gift for you; he is gonna build a wall around your vagina! Donald said that if abortion becomes illegal in the US he will build a wall so you or your own doctor can not touch, or operate on your vagina. (Remember Donald also said when he is elected he will only appoint Supreme Court Justices who share his beliefs (oops my mistake as he has no beliefs, just what ever comes to mind at the moment). At first Donald was going to charge you little ladies who permitted (your father, brother Uncle Al or that insecure male who doesn’t know you but believes he knows what you want ) for violating you. The old adage of the GOP is if you don’t act like a slut you won’t get raped, so incest, abuse only happen because dames dress for act out for it, or want it! Now Donald’s handlers realizing that making you pay the fines for an abortion make the candidate look even too misogynist for him, decided that your abortion provider will pay the fine for the crime. Either way ladies, you lose but you can live your life very securely knowing he has built a wall just for you. Maybe while he is having the Mexican Government pay for the wall on the southern boarder, he can charge them for his Vagina Wall?

Wait, what, the GOP also has created its newest witch hunt committee to discuss the viability of fetal tissue research; chaired by Rep Marsha Blackburn a woman who might just hate other women. No matter that Planned Parenthood never gets money from the government for any fetal tissue research the misogynists from the GOP aren’t quite sure that is the truth. (The GOP never argues facts because they dismiss them as some kind of liberal bias, and the men and women who watch FOX News, Limbaugh radio, and believe ergonomics ‘Trickle Down Economy” has made them rich have no time for anything not make believe.) So ladies not only will you have to begin to use hangers, go to dirty back alleys, but don’t you dare even try to donate or harvest any of your fetal tissue cells, because Marsha Blackburn and her gang of goons feel that is immoral.

And then of course we have the two other Republican prospective candidates for President, and the all majority Te-Bagger State Legislatures still insisting that rape is not rape is not rape (kind of like a rose is not a rose, is not a rose…except that IT IS!) Both Kasich and Cruz are certain that women only seek assistance with their lady parts because all they either want is an abortion or those damned birth control pills. And those Republican led state Houses and Governors believe you can go to your dentist for gynecological check ups, or to the Salvation Army. Pure women, females who are not poor, Christian ladies, they don’t need physical check ups, because they are created from Adam’s rib, everyone else should suffer the consequences of being a whore!

Guess what Gals, the GOP has categorized you as much a second class citizen as the LGBTQ community, the People of Color community, the Immigrant Community, and of course those pesky Senior Adults who are goddamn living way too long! And you are a female, a man who knows and loves females and STILL you are going to vote Republican because…