He had it coming

He had it coming, he had it coming

He  only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same (Cell Block Tango/Chicago/Fred Ebb)

Sung by 6 female characters, all accused of murdering their MEN, all 6 females trying so hard to defend their actions. All 6 admitting they did it and all complaining that you would have done the same. 

The Cell Block Tango as sung by Donald J Trump and his misfit band of douchebags: SHE had it coming, SHE had it coming, She only had HERSELF to blame. If you’d have been there, if you’d have seen it, I betcha you would have done the same.

Part One: I didn’t do it! “Believe me, she would not be my first choice, that I can tell you,” “They have no witnesses,” Trump said. “There’s nobody around. ... Some are doing it for probably a little fame. They get some free fame. It’s a total setup.” “When you looked at that horrible woman last night, you said, ‘I don’t think so.’” “She is a liar,” Trump said on Friday. “Check out her Facebook page, you’ll understand.”

Part Two: You would have done the same!”You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass. But she’s got to be young and beautiful.” "It must be a pretty picture," he said to her. "You dropping to your knees.” “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”“And I moved on her very heavily... I moved on her like a b----, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”

Republican Family Values at its Broadway best!