Saturday, August 15, 2020

Just today!

 We have now officially “GONE POSTAL, “the actual physical metal mailboxes are being removed, by THE POSTAL SERVICE! QAnon which only relies on the bogus, bias, and bull shit is now go-to conspiracy news welcomed at White House briefings. If you want any financial relief by the President of the United States, from the devastation of COVID, don’t vote by the safety of the mail, stand in a long cough, spittle riddled line, or just don’t vote! The Post Master General, Louis DeJoy, was one of the four accused RNC chairmen who mysteriously lost donations, or miraculously found those donations and placed them in Trump Corporations Businesses, and he is the guy demanding a slowdown and removal of any machine which may expedite the flow of mail.

 

The new canary in a coal mine is now called kids attending school, and like the coal miners, we wait and see if the kids get sick, get their teachers sick, or just come home from school with the homework of killing their grandparents. Left-Wing Terrorists are the haters of College Football, so if you want to save a college athlete's life and not have him play ball you just be a LEFTY SOCIALIST PELOSI LOVING GEORGE SOROS COMMIE PIG! The Trump Boys are at it with misogynistic memes, following their own fathers' emasculated mannerisms. Prince Jarod swears Trump did not start the “Birtherism Bull Shit against Kamala, it just sort of fell from thin air.

 

Some douchebag millionaire businessman in Houston told his staff to not wear masks as COVID is a hoax and told a 25-year-old staffer fuck off for wanting to save his grandmother's life, saying take the mask off NOW or go home and lose your job. A new Medicine Hack is besties with Trump, named Atlas because he has some magic potions which will make COVID disappear, and he is certain all kids can go to school safely because in a few months CORONAVIRUS will be old news and vanish. Oh, yeah Mitch McConnell’s pack of zombies is on recess, because, there is too much real work to be done in the Senate, and doing real work leaves traces of fact, and fact may hinder the hijacking of voter fraud planned by the GOP. And there is STILL a chance Trump could win a second term!