Sister Sarah

When Sister Sarah Palin begins to talk in tongues, dismantle the English language so it sounds like something spoken by citizens of Jupiter, uses more run on sentences then most people might attempt in a life time; when Sister Sarah Palin begins her seemingly drug induced trip as she stands either in front of TLC, FOX or Discovery TV cameras or sits at her desk dictating her meandering thoughts on Twitter or Facebook, to some subservient assistant who believes that indeed Sarah is Grizzly Mother…you know that the person she is pretending to defend has to be might guilty of the immoral or mistrusted machinations of their own, but certainly also must have acted just as Sister Sarah has done and does herself. 

Be it a Duck Grandpa drooling over some young females, a pedophile House Speaker, a brother loving him some of his sisters, or an aging rock star who believes the best sex is that of an underaged girl, Sister Sarah is at the edge of outrage not at the perpetrators, but at the Progressive, Liberals, Socialists who have the audacity to highlight the hypocritical behavior of Christian Crusaders. Sister Sarah when coherent will inform the public that the final call of bad behavior is up to Jesus, but just in case he is looking the other way, she will dutifully do his bidding and tell the real sinners to shut the fuck up! Good children of Christ, says Palin, can err now and then because their intentions of molestation were founded somewhere in the Bible she keeps as she sits on her front porch with an assault weapon, a moose’s head and her binoculars focused on seeing Russia. No one knows God better then the bunch of hooligans who shout his name LOUD and LONG!

When Sister Sarah Palin decides she is here to protect you, you need to run as far away as possible, because Sister Sarah Palin uses the black hole in her brain to talk and once she mentions your name you are pulled into an oblivion with no return!

Just because

Just because you have sworn to the world Jesus Christ spoke to you while you were sleeping or while you were saluting the American Flag or while you were supporting bigoted anti Gay businesses and begged you to run for the office of president from the T-Bagging Republican Party does not necessarily suppose you actually should. Just because you proudly think immigrants are so unAmerican as to have never had any purpose in creating the history of a nation of immigrants like the United States, or that same-sex marriages are a sham refusing to address the amount of times white heterosexual Christians have either remarried or had a dozen infidelity affairs certainly does not mean you know the first thing about running for president from a T-Bagging Republican Party. Just because you can hate like Hannity, over exaggerate like O’Riley, confuse the truth like Kelly, act the parasite like Palin or falsify anything related to the facts like all of FOX Noise does not mean you are ready for that seat in the Oval Office, nor should seek the nomination to run, baby run from the T-Bagging Republican Party. Just because you are a hero for a pitiful morose, mangled group of people who believe the Earth is maybe 6000 year olds, dinosaurs were household pets of Adam and Eve, the sun actually does rotate around the Earth, climate does not change cause Jesus said so, or that Grandpa Duck, Brother Josh, Teddy Nugent are not only super stars but victims of the too intelligent liberal bully’s NEVER EVER justifies your ability to be Da’ Man who can push that nuclear button and destroy the world just so you can bring the Rapture that much sooner and finally God Bless ‘Merika! 

Just because you disregard your own wife, daughter or mothers personal rights insisting that rape is at the calling of God, and babies belong to anyone but the woman carrying them, or that poverty happens because of laziness and has nothing to do with tax policies enhancing the pocket of the rich while decimating the poor, or that affordable health care for all is a sin that Jesus while carrying his assault weapon would never approve of does not mean should become the next presidential candidate from a very T-Bagging Republican Party.

There are about two dozen men and one woman clamoring to find their way to the bottom of a pit of a murky, miserable, mind-numbing marauding voter base, who base their voting power on finding the biggest bigot, the most raucous racist, the meanest misogynist or the heinous of homophobes. In America of 2015 to win the T-Bagging Republican primary you purposely must hate as loud as possible, create enemies of those who believe in a separation of church and state, and of course be loud and proud shame the poor, praise the rich, deny science and destroy dignity. Scary times in America.

11th Commandment

Whenever the Evangelical Christian T-Pubs get into anything messy, the messy that creates tar balls, icky sticky green gel, or the kind of name calling usually reserved for the mouths of the Evangelical Christian T-Pubs toward others, anytime there is real insidious behavior filled with some illegality and a whole lot of illicit motivations; anytime this happens you know it REALLY is a serious offense because one of two things happens…there is an immediate silence from the guilty party then followed by Jesus has forgiven me so fuck off…OR there is a special interview on FOX entertainment. The reality stars who pretend to be anything but the racist, homophobic, misogynist, anti-true democracy clowns they are get into a whirling-dervish frenzy, proclaiming that the offender is the real victim, and had it not been for the Progressives, the Homosexuals, the Blacks, the Feminists, the Haters of Christ no one would really be an eeny-meany bit pissed off or even have noticed. Hypocrisy it seems is the 11th Commandment for the Evangelical,Christian Crusaders and their bigoted bevy of ass licking foot soldiers.

If a child from a family of 19 raised by parents who believe women are one huge elastic vagina, girls must always be the sinner if lusted after by their brother or another male, and constructing houses solves all problems of the male libido commits a heinous action, he of course is just a vessel of God, and God will of course pat him on his little penis and say, you broke none of my laws. On the other hand however, there need not be any overt action toward a young girl or boy but the mere fact that one is a homosexual or transexual, the Evangelical Christians know for certain the intent is there to lust and lunge and God has no tolerance for any of that shit! Sinning ain’t sinful as long as you were raised by a white mom and dad who scared you straight! Hypocrisy is the 11th Commandment and the Duggars and FOX fanatics know it all too well.

Ted Nugent loves his sixteen year old girls, Grandpa Duck Dynasty loves him some teen aged pretty white girls, Josh Duggar likes his sisters and all three have been praised, pushed and promoted by FOX Nonsense as the real deal. Even when the digressions of these individuals have been made public FOX idiots don’t back down, no indeed, they demand real justice be brought against those who are the Un-Christ like pointing their demon fingers. As sad as the folks at FOX who provide the inane and insane irrelevant facts and poisonous fiction are, the sad souls who have become The Cult in their inability to want truth to be told ave even more pathetic. The 11th Commandment holds great weight with the self proclaimed Christian Jihadists, because with hypocrisy there is never any need to look inward.

Godzilla Vs Mega-Monster

First there was Godzilla, a creature of magnitude and full of maligning mischief, always the monster to eat the flesh of humans. But then having an undefeated monster gets kind of boring; evil is bad but you need even a more bad-ass kind of super monster to at least go a few rounds. So the Japanese who created the Godzilla monster for viewing pleasure brought us the Mega-Monsters, Crocodiles, Squid, big enough to at least give Godzilla a run for his money.  At times these newer monsters were so abrasive , so much more fanatical that we even had a bit of pity for poor old Godzilla.

The wife of an Arizona pastor who predicted an “AIDS-free Christmas” if all gays were killed has condemned the Duggar family – as “worldly” liberals who promote a “false gospel.” The wife of Pastor Steven Anderson, who bars homosexuals and demands silence from women at his Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe, said in a blog post she disapproved of the “deceptive” way the Duggars practiced their faith. “We have for years held and publicly stated that the Duggars are liberal and worldly, even as they are known for being ‘fundamentalists,’” Zsuzsannah Anderson said. “Maybe their beliefs are, but what they are publicly willing to take a stand for is weak and anemic.” “I believe that all pedophiles are reprobates, that they are unregenerate and in fact can never change, and that they, like all sexual deviants, should be executed as the Bible demands, lest they spread their abusive ways and corrupt more innocent lives,” Anderson said. (Raw Story)

Horror upon horror, being a Christian family who insists that the Lord created Adam and then took his rib to provide Adam with a side kick Eve, to provide sexual pleasures, cleaning of the house and all subservient maneuvers, to use her uterus until Adam is done pleasuring himself just doesn’t cut the Christian Crusader routine. Like Godzilla, being that kind of monster, is not BAD enough. Now another offshoot of Adam’s rib is darn tooting pissed that Mama Duggar and Papa Duggar are lame examples of lenient parents. You gotta be a Mega-Monster according to the newest generation of Adam’s rib, Zsuzsannah Anderson, and really, really go big on Christ and kill your offspring to show your Lord and Savior just how much love their is in your Christian heart. Pedophiles like Homosexuals are deviants and the only way Jesus Christ wants you to deal with that kind of Devil is to make him die, baby die! Jesus did not die for your sins if in fact you don’t kill the sinners around you. This time it is not the Japanese who have created larger then life monsters. nope it is the American Christian Evangelical Jihadists, at the ready to show us just how EVIL, evil can be! Wonder which monster is gonna win?

Un-reality

TLC is not quite sure about the future telecasts of the family ruled by the husband (because he is an offspring of Adam) and the woman (an offspring of Adam’s rib) who following her Lord and Master, (her husband’s) interpretation of the Good Book is a beehive of baby making. The Duggars make moolah for the TLC Cable Company and it doesn’t quite matter how immoral or irresponsible their reality shows might be, the bottom dollar is the basis for all decisions. TLC is not new to this dilemma, nope they have harnessed the power of a Duck Dynasty ignoring homophobic, misogynist rantings and raving by Grandpa Quack and have waylaid his sleeping with minors and his disdain for a segment of the population of America by merely punting. Sadly there are still enough advertisers, viewers and Crusaders for Christ who clutching their abridged versions of the Bible and their unopened version of the Constitution who help the TLC Executives delay doing a very professional job in eliminating the riffraff from consistently demonstrating their only real talents of bigotry!

But then TLC is not alone in pretending that one man’s vice is another man’s version of God Forgives! Good ole’ (I can sell you anything because I say Jesus agrees), Mike Huckabee, and his compatriot, (Jesus speaks to me in my dreams and to my husband when he is selecting my wardrobe for me) Michelle Bachmann are miffed and mad as heck at the Gay bully’s who have, well made a mountain out of a simple molestation molehill. They both demand that bygones be bygones literally for Christ’s sake it happened so long ago; and Mom and her Lord and Master husband took care of it (they sent their sinner son to construct houses to you know work out his momentary digression, Jesus was carpenter and Josh was following in his footsteps.) Mike (ready to make a buck) Huckabee even went so far as to preach that had these been Biblical times the girls whose personal space not to mention bodies were invaded by Josh Duggar would be of the age to have intercourse anyway! No biggie here indeed.

As is usually the case with insecure, insincere religious soldiers there is always an excuse and of course a real enemy. Marriage we are told by these fanatical marching in goose-step to self proclaimed Prophets that if a true Christian couple commit adultery or infidelity as long as they find Jesus the institution of marriage might be dinged but not blown up. Have a same sex couple practicing monogamy and wham bam all hell is breaking loose and all marriages will collapse. And it is of course for the kids, so when a good Christian lad or lass fondles or molests his siblings or neighborhood friends, Jesus will not smite him, nope he will give umbrage and and let the sin melt away. Find a child molester who is of the homosexual variety and damn dude the Devil is making tracks in America. So many seem to be blinded by the bogus of sake oil salesmen so fearful that if they (the shysters) don’t keep the crusaders dumb reason and ration might ruin a good con. One has to wonder why TLC has not been more definitive in their decision making and why the hell Mike and Michelle have not actually been zapped to some other dimension.

Brought Us Closer To God

Life’s decisions are tough, for many facing forward finding roads of positive and precise are difficult adventures but worth the effort and energy. And then you have the Duggar Family, a bunch of soldiers for Christ who via the unrealities of reality TV are sudden spokespeople for morals and values following in the inspirational footsteps of the Duck Dynasty Clan. The Duggars have little tolerance for the life style of the homosexual and have made it clear that if in fact same-sex couples pretend to be loving spouses not only will the Christian family structure tumble and crack, but children will become lost souls because there is no real love unless it is from one mother and one father; you know all 19 kids and counting won’t have that one on one interplay. The Duggars are very rigid that homosexuals cannot raise a healthy child, insisting that Christian values are the only way to succeed. And then you have one of the 19 kids named Josh Duggar raised by a Mom Christian and Dad Christian in a very heterosexual Christian house and Joshie not only molests a few girls in the neighborhood but then enjoys the pleasures of his own sisters. How the fuck did that happen? Following the philosophy of the Duggar Clan, Mom or Dad must certainly be a homosexual! 

However I digress, it also seems that Daddy Duggar tried to pray away this criminal act and without a moment’s thought to the inappropriate sick or criminal behavior of one of the 19 Clan dismissed the whole thing as the Devil made me do it moment. Normally I would NOT rant about Joshie’s transgressions,(seeming that it is a private family matter) but since the Duggar’s are almost always commenting on my life style as a Gay man and the lifestyles’s of same-sex families I have to wonder aloud where does the hypocrisy end and the truth begin. Josh has issues, he has human issues not Gay nor Straight issues. Joshie’s behavior should have been addressed and MOM and DAD needed to help Joshie face the consequences of his actions instead of pretending that the Devil will be defeated by God and all will be better. As far as we know Josh is a heterosexual man, and as far as the Duggars are concerned heterosexual’s NEVER EVER demonstrate ANY behavior that would infringe upon the rights and welfare of the child. Yet at least twice in his life with at least a dozen girls, young Josh Duggar son of heterosexual Christian MOM and DAD Duggar molested a whole bunch of girls.(maybe they were homosexual girls).

Joshie has resigned as Executive Director of the Family Research Council, acknowledging he sexually molested underage girls including some of his sisters, calling his conduct inexcusable.The Family Research Council is a hate group which has never used the words inexcusable when harassing and discriminating against the LGBT community, no they demand that all homosexuals be burned at the stake. There are no words like inexcusable by the Family Research Council when it comes to the Gays, but then like all faux Christian groups hypocrisy is the 11th commandment, so looking the other way for one of their own IS Gods’ way. Imagine, not hard to do when families like the Duggars insist you are either God’s crusader or you are not. If TLC has a reality show about Adam and Steve raising a bunch of kids, and one of their brood was found to be a child molester, One Million Moms, Sean Hannity, every Evangelical snake oil salesman, even Bobby Jindal would be drooling from their mouths insisting that real justice be done, that the End Days would surely be arriving by NOON tomorrow. The response from the TLC, SILENCE, the response from the Duggars “…it has brought us closer to God.” 

Please, Piyush, please!

Here in America a land of immigrants, a man’s family can run away from an oppressive county, embrace the wonders of democracy, find a new nation whose principles are to welcome ALL to a land of plenty and then in complete ignorance decide that the welcome his family received is not necessarily the same warm fuzzy feeling anyone else should expect. Piyush “Bobby” Jindal T-Publican Governor of Louisiana and really, really wanna be the next president of the United States is a bigot, a homophobe and a horrible example of immigration gone bad. He loves to pander to the most insane, inane and idiot element of a terrible American demographic identified as the T-Publican base of voters. You know the inbred, Christian Crusaders, who believe the world is maybe 6000 years old, the Earth is the center of the universe, and men walked with the dinosaurs and of course women are chattel and collateral.

Piyush Jindal decided that if his majority state T-Publican led legislature did not have the balls to be bigoted enough then he would have to add an extra pair of testicles and outlined the following order in a statement: “This Executive Order (The Freedom of Religion) will prohibit the state from denying or revoking a tax exemption, tax deduction, contract, cooperative agreement, loan, professional license, certification, accreditation, or employment on the basis the person acts in accordance with a religious belief that marriage is between one man and one woman.” Piyush is the kind of Christian who thinks his God speaks to him filled with the rhetoric of hate, and that he was chosen to become a General in some kind of army to establish a Christian law which of course supersedes any constitutional order separating the church from the state. Piyush thinks that the more you define yourself with the vitriol of ignorance and bigotry that somehow you have defined the American dream. Imagine if you will for one moment, Piyush roaming the back bayou's of Louisiana without his private state patrol at his side and one of the constituents Piyush is pandering to only sees this dark skinned man walking by, don’t you wonder how Christian law would prevail?

Piyush joins the fraternity of T-Publican politicians who read an abridged Bible, carry the Constitution next to an assault weapon but are too busy being bigots to read it, and who knows that keeping the stupid dumb and free of facts provides an opportunity to thrive in a nation where truth never sees the light of day. As a child of immigrants you might think that Piyush would understand the promise of finding a nation that embraces equality; but apparently catering to the cowards is much more fulfilling. Please, Piyush, please!