idiot iteration, again

It might seem like some madcap moment from a Marx Brothers movie a Night at the Congress, or some sinister scene from George A. Romero, Night of the Living Congress, or even an epic film by George Cukor Gone with the Congress, but instead it is American politics 2015 starring imbeciles elected to office by gerrymandering, Citizens United and a fascist group of believers in Evangelical terrorism.  The T-Publicans pretending to be anything but democratic and concerned about America have placed their Racist, Bigoted, UnEducated small minded intelligences first and foremost and have decided to not fund the Department of Homeland Security. We hate that Kenyan, they mutter, who somehow was elected twice into office by unanimous support so much that we will show his Negro ass who the real masters of the plantation are and spite him whenever we can. And so the the T-Publicans sans white hoods have demonstrated once again just how much they loath Americans and how much they love to hate President Barack Obama. Just say NO!

If in fact the President’s Executive Orders and Actions are the real issue, the T-Publicans should act responsibly and tackle that issue as an ISSUE. Bully’s love to evade the truth and never like an honest confrontation. These T-Publicans rant and rave about security, wars, fighting terrorism and bang on their chests so hard that they seem to break a few ribs in doing so, but hey they are the first to cut back on Veteran affairs, not sign on for War powers, and now could care less that the Department of Homeland will be left to fall apart. John Boehner, Speaker of the House, is the third in line to be president (should something awful befall the president and vice president )and his leadership in the House has been anything but representative. The same men and women who shout things like freedom of religion is greater then freedom from religion, this is a Christian nation, legitimate rape, voter restriction is true democracy, have now added to their repertoire Hell no, no funding for homeland security. Just because!

The T-Publican clown show has added an extra week’s matinee until it next demonstrates just how foolish it can behave when trying to legislate any of America’s business. Wasting tax payers dollars, Americans livelihoods, or this nation’s effort to maintain security, these band of T-Publican idiots more eager to participate in a lynching then democratic duties. Most mediocre movies now have sequels with each new film more dire and disastrous then the original; this T-Publican majority Congress gets scarier and scarier with each iteration of their version of dumb and dumber!

Snowball in Hell

A snowball’s chance in hell, so demonstrates Senator Inhofe of Oklahoma as he provided the hall of the Senate with a home made snowball, rolled and rounded by his stupid little hands. It’s cold outside this moron says, so how in  Jesus’s world could there be global warming or climate change.This senator is the head honcho for the EPA senatorial committee, the dude in charge of establishing the rules and regulations that will set the agenda for the kind of or lack of clean air we breathe. Like his other Koch Brother paid for puppets of the T-Publican Party, the anti-science charade of fools continue to insist that dumb is both a Christian and American tradition.

The Senator from Oklahoma is not alone in his war against science. Of course he has cohorts in the Congress who insist that women can poop out babies like they do when they make a number two,or a state representative from Nevada who knows better then anyone that cancer is just a fungus and using some form of baking soda will wash it all away. A Congressman from Texas wants to place a tax on any wind generated utilities as he is sure that the more we use wind the less of it there will be. Back in Oklahoma the Governor wants to tax the use of solar power since the sun is not a natural form of energy. They all swear these things are true as they hold their abridged versions of the New Testament and a Koch Bothers endorsement for future campaign donations in their greedy little hands. 

Many of these T-Publicans insist that they are Christians who only are doing God’s work to save this planet for the children. They brag that they are the ones with better morals and true values, but denying that the Earth is growing hotter, more polluted, more hostile to all living things sounds much like the work of the Devil. When the sea levels rise, crops are few and far between, breathing becomes more labored and dangerous exactly whose kids are you saving and which families will be around to survive. But stupid is a virulent and violent virus and for these Koch Brother puppets, hypocritical Christian crusaders stupid matters. Remember when science finally convinced a majority of the religious community that in fact it was the Earth that rotated around the Sun and the the Earth was indeed round not flat we thought great strides were being made to eradicate the dumb. Well now you have a senator bringing a snow ball into the Senate chambers telling us if it is winter there can be no global warming…do you think that in 2015 science can withstand it presence or will it survive like a snowball in Hell?

Thrive stupid

You permit the foolish to pretend they are smart, disguising the facts from fiction, truth from bias,  ideals from idiocy and you get a bunch of bully’s so fearful of their own failures as to try and diminish the laws of the land for anyone they deem the OTHER. Promote the lowest denominator surround them with self aggrandizing, simpletons who thrive and prosper in cesspools of bigotry peppered with portions of a Bible riddled with accusations and human inspired arguments and you get a sense of indignation and wrongful righteousness at the ready to topple the democratic principles upon which this nation was established. Hypocrisy flourishes like weeds in an unkempt garden, fallacy becomes contagious like an outbreak of measles, evil permeates the environment like the stench of smog and monsters once hidden in the crevices of stupid, ignorant, and foolish begin to walk among us.

For many of the Evangelical Christian community in America, the history of this nation is useless unless it is distorted or contorted to fit into a narration complete with never do unto others who don’t think, look, act or pray like us. The Constitution, for these modern day religious Crusaders is only convenient when its law conveniently cover their biases and segregated thinking.Don’t bring me your tired or poor, don’t expect the pursuit of happiness if you happen to be a person who is a homosexual. Nope your rights are as null and void as the contents of the Constitution we disagree with, the articles that Jesus himself surely did not pen.

So now there is a movement to Christianize this nation, making it a one religion fits all kind of enclave where the laws of the land will be based on the Ten Commandments with a few dozen other “thou shalt not’s” added to keep the “OTHERS” from enjoying equality and freedom. True Christian state’s rights will usurp the protections for people who are deemed the enemy, by people who believe they are the gate keepers for Christ. The nation-states of Arkansas passed a law to permit discrimination against LGBT people in housing, hiring and service. Oklahoma law makers want to fire any civil servant who attempts to perform same-sex marriages. Alabama’s elected Supreme Court judge insists that the abomination of same-sex marriage will NOT or NEVER become legal in his personal Christian state. The country of Idaho wants to legalize Christianity as the official religion ignoring the First Amendment of the the other country the United States Constitution.  Motivated by gerrymandered districts, buoyed by FOX propaganda network , inspired by faux religious hierarchy all of the UnAmerican actions take strong footing and are in place to make this nation Evangelical Christian.

You permit the stupid to thrive and everyone else dies!

The OTHERS

When the Gov, Scottie Walker was asked if he agreed with Rudy the (Reality Star) Giullani and his cohorts of mad hatter tea baggers, if President Obama was a Christian, little Scottie, reading from the script supplied to him by his benefactors and puppet masters the Koch’s started he wasn’t sure, then added but Scottie knew he was.

Now, I am not a Christian (which seems to be the gold standard most inbred Evangelical and Christian Crusaders measure Americans by), but I know a whole lot of people who proudly identity themselves as Christians and they use words like equality, freedom, fair and justice, words they tell me their religion is proud of. President Obama may not be a whole lot of things but he too uses words like same-sex marriage, equal pay for equal work for women, immigrants are people, affordable health care for all which when taken syllable by syllable mean, equality, freedom, fair and just. So Scottie Walker how are you NOT sure the president is NOT a Christian, while sure as tootin’ declaring that you are?

I know a lot of Evangelical Christians believe that the New Testament is the one and only true book by which this nation should be measured. A lot of the T-Publicans hate history, finding that the real facts never quite fit in with their foibles and fables. Insecure about their own existences the T-Publicans love to create fiction to prove a point, a point that moist educated and informed people would dispute with reason and rational. However, real, reason and rational have somehow been banished to the back of the road while, bias, bogus, bigotry  and challenges of just how Christian you are or could be have been seem to be leading the way forward. So when Scottie Walker, running for president on the Koch Party ticket is asked about Christianity his response is that of a coward never speaking the truth but insisting on hate and loathing. This nation was once founded on freedom from religion but with the machinations and manipulations from men and women who despise anyone not like them, who fear debate or discussion, who prefer “we” vs “they” , who would rather make everyone else the OTHER, we are becoming a nation of one religion. And even more disheartening they remind us love US or leave.

Lady parts...

During a debate over an anti-abortion bill, a Republican lawmaker in Idaho asked Monday whether women can just swallow a tiny camera in order to conduct a gynecological exam remotely with a doctor. Lady parts are so damn tricky, but so are the T-Publican men who want to act as physician, psychiatrist, pastor and preacher as they insist they know so much more then the ladies who own those parts. It is like that pesky rape thing, you know when women only want attention so they pretend the rape, making it illegitimate, and honestly dudes, women want it from you anyway so is rape ever LEGITIMATE! 

Then is there is that icky same-sex kind of sex. The T-Publicans and their Christian Jihadists love to fantasize about how two of the same gender have sex, stating clearly it is perverse, but perversely salivating over and over again how its done and who is doing it. Somehow same-sex couples can not love one another the same way opposite sex couples do; you know like when the man cheats on his wife or beats her. Or when the husband gets all kind of irritated with the wife when she leaves him due to abuse and he punishes her by stalking her or killing her. Nothing says opposite sex love like a bruise or two!

And whoa, wait, there is that insistence that health care is a privilege, and if you ain’t got the goods to buy it God don’t want you to have it. Full of false family values the T-Publicans love to saunter and simmer about morals and purpose, as they purposely propose legislation to deny the poor from receiving any access to affordable health care. Its just not natural they clammer, to permit all humans the opportunity to live a healthy life style; no need for quality air, an Earth free of pollution, vaccinations and affordable visits to the doctors, MALARKY! 

It might be funny, how hypocritical, unintelligent, selfish and self serving the T-Publicans are, but the jokes they perpetuate make the rest of us the laughing stock and that is not fun. How much more stupidity about women’s reproductive rights, same-sex marriages, health care are we to take from a gang of thugs too dumb to ever find the facts and too intent on hate to seek the truth? 

Scottie boy

Asked whether he agreed with Giuliani's contention that President Barack Obama doesn't love America, a remark made at a private dinner for Scott Walker in New York, the governor said, "I don't really know what his opinions are on that one way or another.” (Huff Post Politics)

Dear Scottie Boy, 

Wow! You walk alike, talk alike and times you even smell like the Koch Brothers. Interestingly enough Scottie, even though the Koch Brothers have tons and gads of money they have not managed to hide the marionette strings that bind your body to their manipulations. You are a true play for pay kind of guy, gregariously seeking a nod to become president of the Koch States of America. No shame in admitting your stupidity, nope as long as your Big Brothers call all the shots and write your script for you you can be as dumb as they get; and brother you are.

Amazing how Citizens United can take a fool and make him fodder for the mad men who love selfish and insincere. Interesting how having no conscience, no moral fiber, no backbone seem to payoff in the politics of America 2015. You are flying high as you de-value education in your state, try and remove any kind of love or sympathy for same-sex couples by denying them hospital visitation rights, refusing to consider the needs of those who labor for work, hating those on welfare but loving to be the recipient of the welfare checks from the Koch’s. You want to represent the T-Publicans as the man who CAN DO, but if you are nominated all you WILL DO will only be for the masters of manipulation. You are riding high Scottie on the wings of billionaire brothers who somehow think their next generation of kin won’t be bothered by climate change, won’t inhale rotten air from discarded EPA standards, won’t need to drive  or live on malfunctioning infrastructure.

You often like to punt on anything begging the truth from you. You think evasive is cool, that catering to a base of nitwits is best, that acting as a puppet for some who think of nothing but their own needs is American. One more conman trying to dupe the dumb, nice place to reside in the annals of history Scottie, just how proud does that make you, Scottie boy?

in the land of folly

In the land of Folly, truth is an outlier forced to find sanctuary elsewhere, and nowhere near the feeble minds, insincere souls, and weak kneed immoral fools who perish at the first sign of honest or real. In the land of Folly hero’s are those who can force feed a lie in matters of minutes, to the starving finger pointing peasants all waiting their turn to blame the “others” for their own dismal and undistinguished lives. Blame is a sign of courage in the land of Folly. Never point your finger toward yourself, instead find a gaggle of Gays, a coven of Women, a plantation of Blacks, a ragtag band of Immigrants and shout in your loudest voice ruination and ridicule. Remove yourself or we will take the law into our own hands and prove you the Devil, they perversely say in the land of Folly, we can make or break ignore or delight in any law we choose. History proves nothing in the land of Folly, especially if it ever proves one of our points to be just folly!

In the land of Folly, a fools paradise for demoted politicians, you can swear allegiance to your nation just because it is you saying so while at the same time throwing shade and innuendo to anyone who just makes more sense then you do. Call yourself Giuliani but call the president a traitor, a Communist, basing your baloney on nothing more then a soap box and the eyes and ears of folk praying for the Rapture and relishing in the ridiculous. Call yourself O’Riley and mimic others for lying about their heroics, while the most heroic thing you have ever done was bully a guest or two on your television show, languishing in the laughter of losers, pouring cool aid into their drooling and deliriously dopey mouths. Say you love your dad and brother but that you not a Bush like they are while surrounding yourself with men and women who lied about taxes, weapons of mass destruction, the economy, and actually caring for the minorities. In the land of Folly, you can run for the highest office of the land while being a marionette for the billionaires who somehow love climate change, income inequality, and have’s over the have nots! Have no remorse as you cow tow to the lowly lemming, and have the highest praise for the powerful and perverse!

The land of Folly sadly is as pervasive and perversive in the US as is ISIL in the Middle East. Bands of commandos disguised as FOX News Entertainers, Evangelical Christian Broadcasters, T-Publican politicians have sabotaged the Constitution, abandoning it for an abridged version of a Bible filled more with babble then soul. Bands of religious terrorists have taken to state courts and legislatures insisting that their God the white guy named Jesus who doubled as the first president of the United States caused the Revolutionary War to maintain freedom for one religion, a caste system keeping heterosexual white men as plantation owners, and for the Ten Commandments to be taught as history. The land of Folly is like a virus for the stupid, never managing the truth but filling American bodies with a fever of the foolish and a virulent virus fir the bigot, biased and bogus. In the land of Folly no one ever wins, but a while lot of people lose and will become lost.