Snowball in Hell

A snowball’s chance in hell, so demonstrates Senator Inhofe of Oklahoma as he provided the hall of the Senate with a home made snowball, rolled and rounded by his stupid little hands. It’s cold outside this moron says, so how in  Jesus’s world could there be global warming or climate change.This senator is the head honcho for the EPA senatorial committee, the dude in charge of establishing the rules and regulations that will set the agenda for the kind of or lack of clean air we breathe. Like his other Koch Brother paid for puppets of the T-Publican Party, the anti-science charade of fools continue to insist that dumb is both a Christian and American tradition.

The Senator from Oklahoma is not alone in his war against science. Of course he has cohorts in the Congress who insist that women can poop out babies like they do when they make a number two,or a state representative from Nevada who knows better then anyone that cancer is just a fungus and using some form of baking soda will wash it all away. A Congressman from Texas wants to place a tax on any wind generated utilities as he is sure that the more we use wind the less of it there will be. Back in Oklahoma the Governor wants to tax the use of solar power since the sun is not a natural form of energy. They all swear these things are true as they hold their abridged versions of the New Testament and a Koch Bothers endorsement for future campaign donations in their greedy little hands. 

Many of these T-Publicans insist that they are Christians who only are doing God’s work to save this planet for the children. They brag that they are the ones with better morals and true values, but denying that the Earth is growing hotter, more polluted, more hostile to all living things sounds much like the work of the Devil. When the sea levels rise, crops are few and far between, breathing becomes more labored and dangerous exactly whose kids are you saving and which families will be around to survive. But stupid is a virulent and violent virus and for these Koch Brother puppets, hypocritical Christian crusaders stupid matters. Remember when science finally convinced a majority of the religious community that in fact it was the Earth that rotated around the Sun and the the Earth was indeed round not flat we thought great strides were being made to eradicate the dumb. Well now you have a senator bringing a snow ball into the Senate chambers telling us if it is winter there can be no global warming…do you think that in 2015 science can withstand it presence or will it survive like a snowball in Hell?