Ain’t that “TRUMPTIN", a BroMance between Donny and Vladie. Picture this, a Fascist and a Communist both pretending to believe in democracy but preferring the term dictatorship embrace and enlighten each other with dreams of being the two coolest narcissists in town. Two con men with the art form at its height, speak cozily of how each other is the best the world has to offer. One a snake oil salesmen and the other a barker at a very defunct sleazy carnival. Sweet nothings whispered from the one man who wants homosexuals to be banned and sweeter words from the other who wants to ban Muslims. Ain’t that “TRUMPTIN”, Vladie caressing the ego of Donny pretending that there is any respect for the clown with wild hair, all the while knowing that Donny will grab and swallow any bullshit like a boa constrictor as long as it includes words of greater, better, outstanding. Donny being delightfully delirious thinking that a man who murders his political opponents, journalists,invading countries at his whim is an idol upon adoration means EVERYTHING.
Ain’t that “TRUMPTIN” Trump and Putin agog about how each one defines the real meaning of a leader. Jumping on board are the “TRUMPETS”, the brave ones who open carry their way through Wal-Mart, Target, the white guys who walk into minority neighborhoods all macho and masculine with their Glocks and AK’s, who sit in their man caves pretending that playing PlayStation actually makes them real soldiers. The “TRUMPETS” who most likely have never EVER volunteered for the latest rounds of war in Iraq and Afghanistan but believe that Donald be da’ man to start another war in ISIL-land! The “TRUMPETS” calling themselves Patriots as they wave, wear, cherish the Confederate Flag, you know the Flag of the treasonous states waging war against the red, white and blue stars and stripes. The “TRUMPETS”praising Putin for handling his nation so macho, not caring about the legitimacy of a Constitution, and knowingly hoping Trump will do the same thing when he becomes President.
Ain’t that “TRUMPTIN”, how stroking ego’s can bring as much pleasure to the insecure as having sex. Of course Putin would like to see Trump as president, no invasion or atomic bombs dropped, just a continuous soothing of an empty soul will win that war. Of course those “TRUMPETS” will follow the lead of their Supreme ruler thinking that taking candy from a stranger in a van has no consequences. Ain’t that “TRUMPTIN” two men of low esteem and values in a love fest. What could possibly go wrong!
