Friday, December 4, 2015

God Blessed 'Merica

God blessed ‘Merica, again by golly! Not just any God but the real one the God who dictated the terms of the 2nd Amendment to the Christian Founding Fathers, y’all know the Jesus God. It WAS a bad guy with a gun who shot those Americans, even though if they had a pistol in their pockets they might be alive, so in a way it is their fault they died. Why, Jesus is telling us once again if you ain’t packing a pistol you might as well swear allegiance to the Nazi’s or worse the kind of pretend God that people called Omar, Ali, or Muhammad believe in; that nasty pretend God who only permits heathens and bad guys pray to him. This is another perfect example that Marco Rubio told us about, that God was angry with ‘Merica and blew up the Twin Towers and when we didn’t heed his commands to never trust anyone who ain’t Christian he took out those pansy Parisians. (Kind of should have expected that for not following the advice of President Cheney and go into I-rack!

God blessed ‘Merica gain, indeed! Just listen to Mr Trump he told us he could smell when the next terrorists attack was gonna happen, he is smart that way. Mr Trump predicted we would be attacked by foreign fighters, nobody with red, white and blue blood would ever kill good Christian ‘Mericans. Why Prophet Cruz stood on the alter of an evangelical church touting that once we permitted those Sodomites to actually think they were normal and marry we were begging Jesus to smite, smote and kill. Pastor Huckabee knows that Jesus is a good God but can be a bit pissed off when we let those abortionists kill innocent babies. He said that false Gods like that Ali Baba God will try to take over ‘Merica because too many of us are being contaminated with the Progressive Hilary Clinton disease. We need to remember the bad guys in dark colored skin ain’t got no place in the White Christian nation. Bull crap with that liber-tard make believe history that there is a divide between church and state and that this AIN’T a Christian nation. That’s why I fly my nations Confederate flag, cause them guys knew how keep this nation Christian and safe.


God blessed ‘Merica fer sure! Bad guys with guns ain’t got no excuse like that pretend mental illness thingy, its them Islam-Muzlins doing the bidding of some kind of demon who hates anyone with values or morals as stated in my King James Bible; all they want is to destroy freedom in this great Christian nation, my freedom to hate those who don’t think like I do, my freedom open carry and decide who I need to fear, my freedom to elect real Americans into office like Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio. God blessed ‘Merica because he knows that only non-Christians are the bad guys, and only Christians shooting, and killing are the good guys! Amen to that Brother!!!!!