New for the 2021 TV Season, it’s REPUBLICAN JEOPARD-HYPOCRISY. A Gotcha’ Game Show, with surreal answers to unreal questions. Teams of Double Standard, GOP Standard-Bearers, armed with INSURRECTION, Insipid, Unsustainable Sycophantic EMPTINESS, ranging from Local…State…to Federal Governing Bodies, these Puppet Politicians, Trump Cultists, and all-around Spineless and Conscienceless Cowards, INSIST that their shit never stinks, and in fact, THEY NEVER ACTUALLY SHIT AT ALL!
Categories such as CANCEL CULTURE, (an unknown two-word insult used against anyone Liberal or Progressive or Democrat, or Intelligent, the GOP INSURRECTIONISTS love to call out anyone but themselves for removing a perceived enemy. An example, Answer is: Liz Cheney, Cindy McCain, Ben Sasse, Mitt Romney, Pat Toomey, Colin Kaepernick…Question is: Who are the Arizona State Republican Party/C-PAC/Anyone Trump/Newsmax/FOX News, Jim Jordan! Categories such as RIGGED ELECTIONS, (an actual occurrence which DID take place during the 2016, elections initiated by the Russians and embraced by the Trump Campaign but was actually contained during the 2020 election.) Answer is: States of Georgia/Arizona/Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. Question is: Why are the Republican-led State legislatures of Georgia/Arizona/Pennsylvania and Wisconsin trying their damndest to create a law, denying minorities any or all rights to cast a fair ballot because when they did so in 2020, the GOP was on the losing end of a democratic process?
And once the initial game is completed it is time for DOUBLE REPUBLICAN JEOPARD-HYPOCRISY, where speaking out of four sides of your mouth, licking orange turd, begging for forgiveness from a newly ordained Orange Coated Deity, and denying that YOU EVER SAID ANYTHING OFFENSIVE will certainly get you into the winner's circle. Answer is: “HE LIES, HE IS DECEITFUL, YOU CANNOT TRUST HIM, HE INVITED THE INSURRECTIONISTS,” The Question is: Who now wants to run for President in 2024, does not want to be primaried, would rather be loved by MAGA/Proud Boys/White Nationalists/Christian Evangelical Nationalists/Good Nazi’s and Vladimir Putin. Bonus Answer is: Nikki Haley/Lindsey Graham/Teddy Cruz/Dandy Randy Paul/Josh Hawley/ Matt Gaetz and Ron Johnson. Oh by the way there is a disclaimer to play this game which reads, play at the risk of the lives of Americans!
