Thursday, July 2, 2009

just curious

Facts we did not know, but do exist.

It is proven that for every same sex couple allowed to wed, 20 opposite sex couples divorce immediately.

Reading books aloud to your children about two mommies or two daddies, will turn you son into a tiara wearing ballet dancing sissy, and your daughter will immediately sign up for shop class, not shave her legs and start drinking BUD from a can.

If you allow "out " teachers in the classroom, most first graders will have learned how to put on condoms by second grade and three fourth of the fifth graders will talk with a lisp and never wear white after Labor Day.

Joe the Plumber did talk to God about his consideration to run for office. God told Joe the Plumber that Joe should walk the earth as Jesus did and comfort the common man, or work for Fox News.

Did you know that both Senator John Ensign and Governor Mark Sanford both told Bill Clinton to resign after cheating on his wife. Both men said there was no place in politics for a man who valued his own sexual proclivities over a moral and decent married life. And both men certainly walked the walk of Bill Clinton, and seem to talk his talk. Some say the three are really long lost triplets.

That an Oklahoma state representative, named Sally Kern seems to think she had a private audience with God, and is his/her press secretary. She is telling the people of Oklahoma that the "gay lifestyle", is the cause for all the bad that has befallen America. And god is so pissed off he wants Ms Kern to write a Proclamation of Morality, making it a newest of Gospels for the King James Bible.

Did you know that unless you correct every misconception based on fear or hate or bigotry, religious dogma, ignorance or self loathing, the facts of your life become so jumbled and misconstrued that it will be hard for you to find the truth.

When do we stop the nonsense. When do we take the conditions of our life into our hands.

Just curious.


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