Cathy, hon!

Dear Representative Cathy McMorris Rodgers,

On Wednesday, December 18, the year of your Lord Jesus Christ, you wrote the following in a fund raising letter to your jihadist Republican/Tea Party followers: “This is a Democrat party that has no interest in working with Republicans – one that’s openly hostile to American values and the Constitution,” Now Hon, I think I can call you Hon because the GOP likes to patronize its women folk you know (via legislation that denies women’s rights and privileges toward their reproductive lady parts and of course less pay for equal work), so the word Hon is in my male purview okay to use in addressing you. Oh yeah Hon, you are quite a looker for a Conservative Christian woman (does your Lord and master, not Jesus but your husband know you work didn’t Jesus, after he wrote the Constitution insist that women be seen but not heard)), so let me warn you that if you decide to go to Michigan to support your Michigander Republican/Tea Party misogynists perhaps considering how you wear your hair and wear those tight fitting tops you might want to get rape insurance. It’s the insurance coverage your GOP cronies declared as law for nasty, sexy, asking for it kind of women…did I say you are looker?) But I digress.

Now Hon, I don’t blame you for being angry about the Dems wanting immigration reform, same-sex marriage, health care for all Americans. We both certainly know when the British arrived in the New World they never considered themselves immigrants, (invaders are never aliens) They only had opposite sex, thats why it was okay to rape the Indian women and those pesky African slaves. And Hon, your GOP is so right in its assessment that if you think deserve affordable health care you should pay for it yourself or die trying.

Cathy, Hon, Babe those damn Dems only think of the poor, the unemployed, the elderly, the ill, people of color, the Gays while your Grand Old Party is more concerned with the trues of Americans the 1% the folks who want to own all the other 99 per cent. Now, Cathy you are a woman, and I am not sure in the land of Republican/Tea Party hypocrisy you should be taken too seriously; after all you have no idea what to do with your reproductive parts of your body so I am sure your brain is just as ill-equipped.  Maybe , Cathy Hon you should check with your husband and the men of your biased, bogus and bigoted party to see if you should continue making noise. Oh and by the way if you think I am a bit sarcastic and demonstrating no respect towards you, you are finally using your pretty little head correctly!