once again women

Hey Gals, sleazy asking for  sex all the time Gals,you know who you are but if you don’t the GOP in Michigan certainly does. Any red blooded male and his female chattel misogynist knows darn well that eventually your hussieness and inappropriate behavior like walking down the street, bending over when something is dropped or flirtatiously fixing your hair is nothing but a sham and all you are doing is begging to be raped. Yep, you Gals are asking for trouble because this is Amerika and gosh darn unless you are at home raising your children, cooking your mens food or cleaning his house you are a floozie on the loose and one day or another you’re gonna be raped. So to protect you from yourself, (because according to the Michigan GOP and God you eventually will make any honest heterosexual man wanna rape you), so out of the goodness and godliness of their male hearts and a few self loathing female hearts Michigan has rape insurance just for you.

Plan ahead the Michigan GOP lawmakers say. Rape is inevitable because among the many things you happen to be is a female and females ask for trouble. Now this ain’t no war against women, no it is a blessing in disguise. Who else but members of the GOP care for the welfare of women, especially when they are too stupid to fend for themselves. Its all part of the GOP plan to protect women, from themselves just like voting against equal pay, restricting reproductive rights, blocking Planned Parenthood, defining legitimate rape from just any ordinary garden type rape, and now rape insurance. The GOP is a friend of the female a guardian of sorts. Men will be men of course and a tight dress, too much makeup, a sassy stride or just being a woman is tempting for good Christian men, and being good Christian men establishing rape insurance will balance thing out. God takes and now via the Michigan GOP God gives back.

There are countless reasons one has to wonder why anyone calling themselves a GOP/Tea Party politicians should be elected to any office. There is distain for people of color, immigrants, homosexuals, Muslims, non religious Americans and once again women by the GOP/Tea Party. There is disrespect an arrogance, elitism from the men of the GOP and their self loathing female counterparts. How much more of this sad state of affairs will we take? Rape insurance because you know you are dirty! Once again women!