duck soup

How do the Republican/right wing/theocracy/Tea party jihadists/ always manage to act like racists/homophobes/misogynists/ saying the most unChristian like statements and end up acting as if they are victims became it is it their purview to hate? Some Grandpa of ducks has declared his hate for Gays and Blacks based on sick selected sections of the Bible using his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ as a scapegoat for the venom he spews. Then, suddenly this man who either has sex with ducks or encourages his family to sleep with them  is a saint a true American at the ready to be worshipped because he is loud and proud bigot. 

I have never watched Duck Dynasty and my original knowledge of this millionaire man of the swamps is that  in October Huffington Post placed an article about how so many people wanted to dress like him for Halloween. Now, I read about his disdain for Gays and Blacks and know that he must really be a bucket of duck pooh because such luminaries of morals and values like Gingrich/Palin/Cruz/Hannity and most of the white’s only entertainers of FOX are standing solidly by his side. (As an aside, in America 2013, if you want to know which side of an issue is truly not about the Constitution/fair/equal/democratic principals, wait until you hear Palin/Beck/Limbaugh/Ingram/ take a stand for those so called American values). These Republican/Tea Party self proclaimed patriots insist that the racist/homophobic content of Grandpa Duck is not the issue (there is no time to spare debating that Gays are anything but human and that Blacks hate freedom cause in the old days they could sing their songs while picking cotton) but that speaking for Christ, quoting the Bible (once again edited and abridged segments of the Bible which sound really racist and homophobic) was Grandpa Duck’s crime.

Hmmm, Grandpa Duck hates Gays, lets tell A&E to single out this one reality star. Some loony woman on Big Brother not only trashed her Gay roommates but made sure everyone knew how uppity the black contestant was. She was not fired. The Ugandans are up to their same old shit now passing laws to place any Gay person in jail and the US still trades with that nation. Russia is taking a play from the Nazi’s and singling out a segment of its population (the Homosexuals) of course but far be it from the major US corporations pulling out of the Olympics in Sochi or having held the Miss Universe contest in Russia. Some man found wandering the swamps toting a Bible in his crotch/probably a Confederate flag up his ass/ raising a family based on bias and bigotry who when first discovered and made famous was known to hate is now singled out as public enemy number one. This Duck Grandpa is just one more Jesus spoke to me/the Bible guides me to hate fool who has become a pop culture icon. He is just like NBC/Universal/the Jesus and Santa is white entertainers at FOX/Coca Cola hypocrites/ Americans who have displayed their disdain for the people of a nation supposedly based “…life, liberty and justice for all.” He will continue his evil ways and probably be paid a prettier penny for doing it.