Hey Gals, ‘you got a bun in the oven’ from someone you might call a Stranger, or maybe Dad, Bro, or best friend of Bro? You got the “pregs”, because some dude felt there was a little gift he wanted to give you wrapped up as a sperm special delivered as rape or maybe incest? Dontcha’ worry, cause Presidential candidate Marco Rubio knows that your unexpected schtoop was just a reminder from Jesus that he loves you. Get over it says the chameleon disguised as some kind of Evangelical misogynist, it may have been quite THE ordeal having a man pin you down as he approached you with a gun or knife, or beat you in the face, but Hon Jesus still loves you and now that ill gotten rape well GET OVER IT, cause Jesus just gave you a gift. Yep one more Republican who pretends that there is no war on women, parading around as a Disciple of Christ knows better then you that you should never look a gift horse, (especially if Jesus is riding that horse) in the mouth. Yeah, Bernie Sanders is a socialist, Hilary is not a moderate, democrats hate the US, BUT Republicans, well they know EXACTLY how you should feel, and will do everything in their power to make sure you understand THAT!
Now lets say that future president Rubio makes sure that abortion, not only is abhorrent, but will presto chango make it a crime against humanity upon his inauguration. So there you are with the Jesus gift, but say you live in poverty, or barely make a living wage, or maybe you are one of the millions who if Marco becomes dictator loses affordable health care, (BECAUSE nothing says Communism then being healthy) what to do? Planned Parenthood will become extinct in the Marco for President administration, any health clinic will be run by a bunch of Christians who will of course judge just how holy you are, so if you got raped you had better tell them Dad has visiting rights or you will have to find the kind of doctors who used to live in back alleys and had collections of hangers for medicinal purposes.
Here we go again, the Republicans talking smack about vagina’s, female genitalia (remember there are bunch of white men who know that little boys will dress up in lady clothing trying to get into the bathroom with your daughters feigning they are Trans this or that) letting you know that they are pro life until the moment that life breathes oxygen. Marco Rubio is supposedly the “main stream Republican”, imagine that and then imagine how insane the main stream Republicans are in 2016. Rape, schmape, you are a female so understand this, if you want equal wages for equal work, want to join the military, refuse to just be teachers, secretaries or nurses, then Babe you got take what a man has to give. And what that man has to give could be something from Jesus then so back with a pillow over your head, a knife to your throat, legs spread as wide as possible and sing halleluya cause Marco Rubio knows your pain but KNOW he will certainly share in your delight 9 months from now!
