HEY GALS…HE feels your pain, HE knows your concerns, BUT GALS even if your Dad, Brother, Uncle John or that lecherous creep who believes he has THE penis ALL women crave, happen to CHOOSE you as their vessel to insert the sweetest of seeds, HE knows you can handle the struggle of carrying your RAPIST’S bastard child to term. How HE knows is simple, HIS Daddy Raphael has had a few conversations with Jesus, and Jesus loves you so much that he permitted you to receive a gift. And GALS, if you are raped and you are not even a Christian, Jesus still loves you. Come on GALS how can you look a gift horse in the mouth? HE is the GOP’s alternate crazy guy should Donald falter. With HIM it it will be an easier life, Donald wants you to go to jail, or your family planning doctor to go to jail or the both of you to go jail, but HE will have none of that, NOPE, you will not be behind bars, instead with HIS plan your jail will be carrying a baby that has your Daddy’s, or Bother's or Uncle John’s or the the Creep’s sperm, and you know nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ in the oven! (Now we know that Rape or Incest NEVER happens to the good GALS of the GOP, so if the rest of you GALS can’t be like these Christian Patriotic women and you commit the crime,you gotta do the time! WHO is HE that knows what is best for you, why, stupid, its the Prophet Ted Cruz!
Now, according to the Prophet Cruz Teddy, Jesus is still that beloved NRA carrying card member , Tea Bagging braggart who HAS never liked Big Government, so just because Ted Cruz’s Jesus got you a gift, it ain’t no way his responsibility thus in turn Cruz of his Tea baggers job to help you once that egg meets the sperm. Ted Cruz’s Jesus has always expected YOU to pick yourself up from your own boot straps, as they say in Evangelical Mega Church circles not a hand out but a hand up. Ted Cruz’s Jesus is waiting for you reach up and help yourself once you have been raped…come on just stretch those hands a little higher. Ted Cruz wants you to understand Rape may traumatic at first but GALS just wait for the delight of birth. And you can celebrate Mother’s day with your Baby’s Grandfather/Father, Uncle/Father/ or Sociopath Father (Hallmark will print some cards to celebrate this moment.) You see GALS, The Prophet Ted Cruz is a practical man, so if you should suffer any emotional trauma, are in need of medical assistance, nutrition, housing and actual dollars to pay for the Rapists baby, don’t look t Jesus, get a backbone and do it ALL yourself.
Now like most of the Tea-Bagging GOP lying politicians, Ted the Prophet Cruz has found a little wiggle room just in case you really are worried that his second Executive Order (right after assigning the LGBTQ to an offshore island) will be for you to embrace the beauty of Rape; Teddy says that it will be up to the states to enact HIS law. (You know like the Confederate tried with slavery and most recently with the discrimination against the LGBTQ community. Your a female and you actually think this GUY has gone to far and NO MATTER WHAT, GOD FORBID you will not vote for a Democrat, you still the Prison for Abortion GUY named Donald, OR the Quiet Guy named Kasich who has shut down as many Planned Parenthood Clinic as necessary because women REALLY aen’t sure of their own reproductive body parts, and remember Kasich has proudly stated that GALS have dropped their apron, actually left their kitchens to vote for him. Hey GALS, you’re gonna vote for a Republican for president…just how stupid can you get?
