much ado about everything

There you go again Gov Mikey Pence thinking that much ado about nothing has been made regarding your Indiana State Bill to discriminate against the LGBT population; trying to blame everyone else but you and your white robed and mask wearing cronies of the T-Publican/National Religious Fascist Brigade of homophobic bullies for creating this mess in the first place. As usual when a criminal is caught proverbially holding the bag the first words out of his mouth are I was framed. For cowards like yourself Gov Mikey Pence it is always so much easier to frame the conversation stating that he/or she made me do, you know like had people with a clear conscience just bugged out of your homophobic business none of this would have happened or if only you hadn’t asked me to be honest with the facts all of this hubbub would have never arisen. Gov Mikey Pence you do toe the line like most bigots using the Bible as backup insisting that everything was taken out of context and if everyone would only read the Bible (not just any Bible but the one you adhere to) all the content needed to make sense of this discriminatory law could be culled. Enemies of the state, huh Mikey, a state in which you preside and could have easily destroyed any discriminatory actions if you yourself were not one hell of a bigot yourself. So Sarah Palin of you Gov to lash out the press, the liberals never once person enough to sit back and say I am a douchebag! Much ado about nothing, I disagree Gov Mikey Pence it is much ado about everything and and everybody.

Honest to God, Mike

Honest to God, Governor Mike Pence you pontificate how much you are a good soldier of Christ, upholding the most supreme of Christian morals and values and all you can come up with to conceal your very un-Christian let alone un-American bigotry is to feign ignorance that you had no idea the Freedom of Religion Act you signed into law was discriminatory. Holy Cow Pence you are the governor you are the Da’Man and somehow after people who really understand Christian values and American history began clamoring just how incendiary this bogus act for religious freedom really was you have the audacity to plead I am innocent I had no idea just how harmful the bill I signed onto could be interpreted. You demonstrated a pouty face on television all moody and blue that most normal Americans are pointing their third finger in the air at you and your compadre of homophobes serving in the very T-baggering legislative body of Indiana for acting like KKK douchebags. How insensitive you went on to say, that the good people of Indiana are being singled out for just standing up for religious freedom while they fuck the lights out freedom from religious persecution. Exactly which good people of Indiana are they Mikey Boy who use hate as a governance tool, Jesus as a scapegoat for their own inadequacies and failures, or their sheer ignorance of the true spirit of America which by the way was based on eliminating a state run religion?

Oh Lord, Gov Pence most bully’s hate when they get caught in the act of foolishness, and you are reacting just like the cowardly bully caught in the headlights of injustice and ineptitude. Now you insist that you need clarification of the Freedom for Religion Act, you know check it over to see who is naughty or nice. You are sure this homophobic bunch of bile was not meant to single out the LGBT community, but within all the talk show bull shit meet and greets you participated you never once said I will make sure this Christian Fascist theocratic act of UnAmericanism is not geared for the Gays. You were however at the ready to accuse the liberal press of concocting a scheme to make Christians to look bad all the while bat shit crazy yourself that you are the one acting like the asshole. Why is it most Conservative Evangelical Christian politicians are sure as heck proud to initiate legislation of inequality in the private enclaves of white robe wearing constituents but always act as if their actions were taken out of context when the public finds out the truth?

And here is the real kicker Pence, you are not concerned because human rights and civil rights are being violated, your pretend concern has only arisen because people with money are complaining. Yep Mikey morals, values, freedoms weigh very little but millions of dollars which might be removed from your state coffers, now we are talking about injustice being served. You will see what all this fuss about not because it is about discriminatory actions against a demographic of Indianans but because your budget might take a hit and that is a personal affront to you and your national political ambitions. Honest to God Mike Pence you are an idiot!

A Jerk

Potential T-Publican presidential contender, Rand Paul addressed “a group of pastors and religious leaders at a private prayer breakfast” in Washington D.C. on Thursday about the need for “revival” in America complete with “tent revivals” full of people demanding reform. Senator Paul suggested during the event that the debate about legalizing same-sex marriage is the result of a “moral crisis” in the country. He then continued this form of thought with the CBN cable station by saying, “[T]here’s a moral crisis that allows people to think that there would be some sort of other marriage.” (Rachel Maddow, MSNBC).

Mr Paul you are nothing but a dysfunctional sperm floating in a Republican sea of other dysfunctional sperm trying to impregnate a more delusional egg hatched by a disturbing group of individuals so perplexed about the lives of other people as to ever associate their lives with honest morals or values. You long to lick the anus’s of men and women who eat a distasteful menu of bigotry and bogus as they sit on the toilet to poop out the foul meal of the day. You linger hoping to be the best boy at the ready to ingest the most heinous of waste product so called religious Christians could or would ever eliminate from their bodies. Your flip flop is sensational, not in an epic way but more of a kiss-ass dimension. You have no backbone, nor a conscience because as long as you think you can fool an already crazy group of people by playing the lap dog all you seem to do is attract fleas. Of course as most of your comrades (Christian soldiers for some bizarre interpretation of Christ’s teaching are brothers in arms) within the T-Publican party behave; you some how will offer great resistance to your own bigotry, racism, misogyny and homophobia once a population with a normal IQ find out about your inexplicable follies. Of course you will as so many other failed T-Publican candidates for president have done before you insist your ignorance was totally a liberal attempt at sabotage and you were taken out of context. But Rand, you were a jerk, acted like a jerk and no matter the context you are a jerk! 

You want to talk about marriage, speak to some your  T-Publican brethren like Newt (three times is a charm) Gingrich, Mark (lets take a hike on the Appalachian Trail) Sanford, David ( I love me a good prostitute)Vitter, Phil ( I take no blame in cheating on my wife, throwing her out of the house and verbally abusing her, the hippies made me do it) Robertson cronies and then explain to the public who it is that is in need of understanding the virtues and values of marriage. You are a modern day snake oil salesman, Rand, not even sure of what is in the bottle but so eager to have people believe they can drink from it. It seems now-a-days the best way for a political calling himself a T-Publican is to dig deep to the lowest common denominator and Randy Boy you are swimmingly succeeding at that! and you even have the audacity to think you could be president!

Good God!

And so it goes, so afraid of homosexuals, so fearful that whom we love and how we live may knock their God from his heavenly perch because we are among so many other traits happen to be Gay. So terrified that freedom will restrict their own bigoted version of a Bible, a Governor of Indiana in a very private ceremony far from the public eye,cow towing to his legions of bigots and homophobes proudly places his name on a bill to permit discrimination…just because a bunch of cowards insist that inequality is a true American trait and if all men and women are equal it somehow diminishes their tarnished version of Christianity! Pretending that religious freedom trumps freedom from religion T-Bagging Governor Mike Pence said the following: “I signed the bill "because I support the freedom of religion for every Hoosier of every faith…Today, many people of faith feel their religious liberty is under attack by government action." "If I thought it legalized discrimination in any way in Indiana, I would have vetoed it,"  So HIS government action was to disobey the intentions of the founding of this nation. One of those Founding Fathers, James Madison said “The civil government … functions with complete success … by the total separation of the Church from the State.”in 1819.

Oh Mike Pence you might be fooling the idiots who believe Bill O’Reilly is a journalist and HONEST about anything he reports, You might be be fooling the Bible thumping morons who think that global warming cannot possibly happening because we can still make snow balls. And you might even be fooling the dumb shits who believe Ted Cruz is a hero because his greatest accomplishment was to try and shut down the government over Obamacare which in fact he opted to purchase; but really Mike stop hiding behind your white robe and white mask and come clean guy, you want to run for President and you need that slimy, ignorant White supremacist, racist base to boost your nomination. If you had taken time to read the Constitution or any letters of the Founding Fathers of the United States (nope not John, or Luke or Matthew), you would certainly know that your signing of a bill to discriminate due solely to religious belief is a bunch of hokey! And Mike, if you really were proud of your foray into the world of Christian Crusading you would have made the Hate the Gays Bill a public event and not hide in your own mean spirited and Un-American closet.

So for you to earn your T-Publican creed, to enjoy the blessing of the American Family Foundation, the John Birch society the NRA, the notoriety of Ralph Reed, Pat Robertson, Glenn Beck, and every other faux Patriot man or woman who fear that anyone else is stronger then their God you sold your soul to a very evil Devil. To prove just much of religious Fascist you might become proving everyone else is not truly an American and to begin an expensive court process to sue you and your state for a very undemocratic action you decided that hate is an American/Christian valued tradition. You’ve proven once again that inequality is a sign from some gun totting, creation hating God. And in the true sense of modern Evangelical Christian beliefs personal political gains usurps the rights of anyone else. I might ask how do you live with yourself, but then again the meaninglessness of your actions answers that question.

Sometime We Find

The T-Publicans in the House of Representatives have passed a budget increasing defense spending and of course eliminating as many social programs as their Christian hearts could count. These same soldiers for Christ have been insistent that any woman who dare thinks she is owed a clean hospital bed or for that matter a gurney in a sterile clinic, to decide upon her reproductive rights and her decision, if she believes an abortion is necessary, will either face jail time of just have to find some used dirty hanger. At the same time these Christian Jihadists have made it a priority to diminish food stamps, Federal minimum wage and try and eliminate school nutrition programs for all these women who must now raise their children on their own. The Christ is Right and you are wrong Crowd of politicians are still trying to hack away at the Affordable Care Act insisting that Jesus would rather arm you with an assault weapon and deny you access to health care. These T-Publicans also demand that it is rather Un-Christian like which automatically translates into Un-American like to consider clean air as an issue or a priority let alone utter the words Climate Change. And yet they continue to run roughshod in the governing of our nation as uncontrolled as a lava flow from a very toxic volcano.

T-Publican Christian nation states bemoan the death of the Confederacy and to celebrate the demise of Jim Crow Laws have decided that Religious Freedom Acts will suffice to showcase the hatred squandered when the South lost the Civil War. Separate but not equal seems to be an American tradition these religious Fascists long for and desire. Evangelical Christianity the purist of bigotry pursuits will lay claim to this land, and if in their heart of empty hearts a God fearing homophobe thinks you look Gay, sound Gay, or just decide that today you smell Gay they can proudly deny you service, refuse to acknowledge your presence and of course kick you out of their public place of business. America was founded as a Christian nation they insist, don’t read the bull shit lines of the Constitution, pay no attention to this nation being a melting pot, ignore the history books written by liberal Communists stating the US was a place for those fleeing religious prosecution, this is a new day and the truth in any matter is to go backwards in thought and deed. As they select the passages and verses from a Bible filled with great lines of hate, so do these Christian religious terrorists abridge the Constitution to proudly demonstrate bias, bigotry and bogus. And yet they surge forward like the army ants of a forest killing anything in their wake.

We watch a parade of T-Publican presidential hopefuls pandering to a base that seems to get more stupid and much more dangerous in their xenophobic ways. As each T-Publican potential candidate decides to declare his/her readiness to lead this nation we hear words flowing from their mouths…denying women reproductive rights, equal pay for equal work…easier access to guns, less access to education…immigration was never an American tradition…war makes you strong, peace is for pussy’s…homosexuality, poverty,old age are choices…freedom of religion outweighs freedom from religion. We watch as these politicians dote on the days of the Confederacy declaring Civil Rights, Voting Rights are wrong. We watch in amazement sometimes laughing at the circus atmosphere these clowns present thinking this three ring event certainly can’t stand the test of time. But somehow just like carbon monoxide seeping in our lungs as we sleep, the poison soon suppresses our ability to awaken and we find our very dead. 

Inconvenient Truth

The inconvenient truth is just how much this nation has slipped away from the reality of a country supposedly free of an official state religion. Or how it has slid into a Crusade by the Evangelical soldiers and jihadists into becoming one nation under a very malevolent Christ. Benefited by a cavalier group of men and women disguising themselves as journalists, (many of whom had begun their work as comics, salesmen for every kind of snake oil possible,or reality stars,now catering to a base of citizens whose character is devoid of thinking for themselves and full of blaming others) our current crop of politicians mainly of the T-Publican ilk have taken control of the talking points of politics and are pretending that the US Constitution is just another book of the New Testament. Of course this dialogue began when women wanted the vote, or freedom of their own bodies; all of whom were chastised by Christian Conservatives as creating the demise of the family. The hate found its way to the Colored folk, who we were told by the same Christian Conservatives were created as God’s intentional inferiority manifestation; thus they deserved to be nothing but less than equal to their white masters. More hate seeped into the self righteous indignation that discrimination in marriage, jobs, health benefits and basic services toward the LGBT community is of course the traditional Christian American way.

And now the Christian Conservatives chide anyone who differs from them as being a Communist/Socialist/a member of the Nazi Party. They climb from the bottom of the barrel at the ready to attack the various religions that HAD prospered in this nation which of course in their bigoted view of the nation are the wrong religions. Tom Delay once arrested for bribes and the creator of one of the most anti democracy policies, Gerrymandering has taken off his prison stripes and replaced them with a business suit insisting that any person of the Muslim faith running for office, must first be questioned by real Christian Americans as to his/her allegiance to the Constitution and the Flag. Mr Delay has reignited the phony belief that the Muslim Brotherhood is thriving in the White House (you know because Barack Hussain Obama, that Negro guy is in the Oval Office) and because two Congressmen democratically elected to the House are of that Muslim religion. Insisting that the Brotherhood is alive and well in the Capitol Building. Mr Delay (dumb enough to be taken seriously by even more stupid people and smart enough to speak the language of DUMB), has successfully set in motion the next irresponsible talking points and code of conduct for all of the T-Publican presidential clowns in which to participate.

Never to be out done or out dumbed is Congressman Steve King who has chastised the Jewish democrats for not supporting Benjamin Netanyahu the Israeli Prime Minister (calling them leftists.) All those Jews worth their Kosher salt should not prefer the President of the United States. over another Jew. Steve King, thinks that American Jews are of one mind and one effort. Jews according to Mr King must love a foreign government more then the love for their own country. Mr King joins the likes of another (some of my best friends are Jewish) Congressman, Mr Louie Gomhert. Louie Gohmert sees Israel as an important ally, but one that will have to be flattened into a post-nuclear wasteland in order to create the necessary opening for Jesus to finally arrive in the US and save the Christians from the Hell they are sure to live. Mr Gomhert wants all of the Jewish Tribe to coalesce around the state of Israel, wanting them to eventually  move there so America can finally realize its Christian foundation and embrace the Rapture.

The list grows each news day as to whom we can trust and of course who is the enemy. Never mind the inconvenient truth that this nation has no official religion, that it had always been a melting pot for very religious and non religious. Never mind the inconvenient truth that fair and equal is based on a Constitution not someone’s preferred Bible. Never mind the inconvenient truth that if left unchecked the United States of America will become just like the nemesis of Evangelical Christians..like every other country in the world whose religion trumps fair, equal, honest and freedom.

Ain't It Purity

In the soon to be formed Christian States of America, (not sure if the new country will actually contain its current 50 states (cause you know them Hawaiians are all immigrants, them Californians Communists and maybe them Utahaians will certainly have to realize if their Gods name ain’t Jesus he ain’t no real God) one has to wonder who will be welcome and who won’t. 

Them lady’s and their messy women parts, cause a whole lot distraction from the men who own them, so the females with periods, and potential cancers in the breasts and uterus, might have to reapply for citizenship. They will have to take some sort of test which might include questions like which rib exactly was it that Adam gave up to create Eve? They might have to take an oath assuring their husbands that none of them were ever related to the Witches of Salem. And of course swear that no matter how drunk, deluded or deranged their masters are; dinner on the table, a bun in the oven, and a dust free gun rack in the bedroom will be observed. 

Them Poor or in Poverty people who dare indulgence into the Christian society will have to take a few tests to even be considered for citizenship. Chastity belts will be checked for the food stamp queens (alias women of color) every month, urine samples will be taken for the addicts (alias men of color) any time they set foot in grocery store, rectal exams will be performed for their bastards (alias children of color) who might infect public schools with their germs. And if they are not of color but the pure white kind of poor people questions will be asked such as “three meals a day is bit indulgent don’t you think”, “tell us why you think you deserve a roof over your head and clean clothes", and where is your Bible?”

Them homosexuals will not be welcome in any Christian State of America and if some slip by thinking that carrying a Log Cabin Republican badge will do the trick, they will soon be tracked down and removed simply by shop owners, government workers, and of courses soldiers for Christ just eyeing them and assuming they are infected with the Gay. No shirts, no shoes, no same-sex sexuality equate to no service. Using their best bias and bigotry with the aid and tactical input from the KKK clan, John Birch society members and such luminaries as Pat Robertson and his anti Gay bracelet , or Mike Huckabee and his many concessions to pray the gay away, or the ever murderous Scott Lively at the ready with the next “kill the Gays” bill, homosexuals will be sniffed out, perhaps not only literally but figuratively. 

Looming just beyond the next tarnished Evangelical church steeple, at the ready just near the latest Religious Freedom Bill, awaiting to pounce from the mouth of Conservative entertainers like Ingraham, Hannity, O’Reilly, lingering at the Supreme Court weighing down the arms of the activist Jurists like Thomas, Scalia, and Alito, just waiting to usurp the Constitution from the Founding Fathers in place of the real law book the New Testament is a band of Crusaders who would make Queen Isabella blush, Adolph Hitler squirm, and the Pope’s of the Dark Ages go insane. Not on the list yet for expulsion, just sit back and wait, someone’s gonna blame you for their own miserable life. This is the new face of America, its about purity and it ain’t at all purty!