A Jerk

Potential T-Publican presidential contender, Rand Paul addressed “a group of pastors and religious leaders at a private prayer breakfast” in Washington D.C. on Thursday about the need for “revival” in America complete with “tent revivals” full of people demanding reform. Senator Paul suggested during the event that the debate about legalizing same-sex marriage is the result of a “moral crisis” in the country. He then continued this form of thought with the CBN cable station by saying, “[T]here’s a moral crisis that allows people to think that there would be some sort of other marriage.” (Rachel Maddow, MSNBC).

Mr Paul you are nothing but a dysfunctional sperm floating in a Republican sea of other dysfunctional sperm trying to impregnate a more delusional egg hatched by a disturbing group of individuals so perplexed about the lives of other people as to ever associate their lives with honest morals or values. You long to lick the anus’s of men and women who eat a distasteful menu of bigotry and bogus as they sit on the toilet to poop out the foul meal of the day. You linger hoping to be the best boy at the ready to ingest the most heinous of waste product so called religious Christians could or would ever eliminate from their bodies. Your flip flop is sensational, not in an epic way but more of a kiss-ass dimension. You have no backbone, nor a conscience because as long as you think you can fool an already crazy group of people by playing the lap dog all you seem to do is attract fleas. Of course as most of your comrades (Christian soldiers for some bizarre interpretation of Christ’s teaching are brothers in arms) within the T-Publican party behave; you some how will offer great resistance to your own bigotry, racism, misogyny and homophobia once a population with a normal IQ find out about your inexplicable follies. Of course you will as so many other failed T-Publican candidates for president have done before you insist your ignorance was totally a liberal attempt at sabotage and you were taken out of context. But Rand, you were a jerk, acted like a jerk and no matter the context you are a jerk! 

You want to talk about marriage, speak to some your  T-Publican brethren like Newt (three times is a charm) Gingrich, Mark (lets take a hike on the Appalachian Trail) Sanford, David ( I love me a good prostitute)Vitter, Phil ( I take no blame in cheating on my wife, throwing her out of the house and verbally abusing her, the hippies made me do it) Robertson cronies and then explain to the public who it is that is in need of understanding the virtues and values of marriage. You are a modern day snake oil salesman, Rand, not even sure of what is in the bottle but so eager to have people believe they can drink from it. It seems now-a-days the best way for a political calling himself a T-Publican is to dig deep to the lowest common denominator and Randy Boy you are swimmingly succeeding at that! and you even have the audacity to think you could be president!