“I believe he really made a commitment, but he’s a baby Christian.” James Dobson Evangelical Christian and founder of Focus on Family. With that Donald Trump has been born again, and his adulterous ways, his greed, his gluttony, his bigotry, his selfish behavior, have been cast asunder and might even be flowing like raw sewage in the Jordan River. James Dobson likes to adhere to the unknown 11th commandment which simply states “Thou shalt commit hypocrisy when politics come before God.”
Unlike Ted Cruz, Michelle Bachmann, Ben Carson, Sarah Palin or Rick Perry, Jesus DID not make a midnight call and whisper in Trump’s ear “Run Donald Run”. Actually, as Jesus approached Trump Tower he was stopped by security for looking too much like one of those ISIS terrorists. When security asked Jesus what was under his robe, Jesus had his assault weapon but forgot his NRA membership card, Security reminded him Trump Tower, or at least the parts of Trump Tower where Born Again Donald live are Gun Free Zones. Jesus was also wearing a mezuzah around his neck, and the only Jews permitted in Trump Tower are his recently converted to Judaism daughter Ivanka Trump Kushner,Sheldon Adelson and any other self loathing Jewish billionaires.
For many religion is a joy, a gift, a way to reflect on the beauty of the world around them and give thanks to a higher power (A God), from whom they believe created the universe. But men like James Dobson and the other Evangelical Southern Baptist Pastors who praise the Lord when a homosexual is beaten up, and know the only tears Jesus sheds are of happiness when a homosexual is murdered,religion is a weapon…a knife, a rope, a bomb and of course an Assault Weapon able to massacre at least two dozen people at a time. Behold, a Star shines bright in Manhattan!
