Captain Hook

Captain Hook Waltz/(by Comden, Green, Leigh)
I'm the greatest villain of all time! Who is Blue Beard? (Nobody!)
Who is Nero? (Nobody!) Who is Jack the Ripper? (Nobody!) Ahahaha!
Who's the swiniest swine in world? (Captain Hook! Captain Hook!)
Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world?
(Captain Hook! Captain Hook!) Captain of villainy Murder and loot
Eager to kill any Who says that his hook isn't cute! (It's cute!)

Donald Trump Dirge/(by Any American  not a racist, a compromised agent or just fucking stupid)

Read my lips, listen to my words, watch my tiny hands as they jester making whirling circling motions because I think the more I distract your senses the more bull shit I can spew, and you won’t notice! I can cage kids and blame their parents; I can separate families placing them all over the United States and tell you it is those Socialist Dems who need to change their snowflake tendencies of kindness, empathy and of all the most fucking irrational ideas, family values. I can buy women, or just grab them in their Female Zones, and you know what, none of them care. Who says, my comb over, blond dyed hair with white makeup under my eyes, and orange sprayed on tan skin doesn’t get the prostitutes, pay to touch, porn starlets, doesn’t arouse ALL women (not the Hillary kind, of course, I just use Julian Assange for that kind) I got Melania didn’t I, and she got her anchor baby and her chain migration family to become citizens. 

Captain Hook Waltz (by Comden, Green, Leigh)Who's the slimiest rat in the pack? (Captain Hook! Captain Hook!)
Who's unlovable? (You!) Who's unlivable? (You!) Whose behavior is quite unforgivable? (You!)
Who would stoop to the lowest and meanest Of tricks in the book? (Tricks in the book)
Blimey, slimy, Captain Hook!

Donald Trump Requiem/(by current generations regarding the quality of life of both this Earth and this Democracy)

I have nothing to hide, it’s all fake noise, trying to make me a criminal, BUT NO ONE will ever see my IRS Tax Returns. I am not a Russian Compromised Agent, BUT MUELLERS REPORT shall remain in bits and pieces and those pieces that are displayed will be well redacted. 90% of my original Cabinet have been or are currently under investigation. I could give one rats ass about the Constitution but know that just by saying that word, it matters, even when I take it out of context, and content. Ivanka and Jared will make as much money as they can so fuck Security Clearances, FUCK, I couldn’t even pass one. I am slimy, but it is the things that crawl under the rocks who thrive on the slime. I am blimey, but so are the GOP cowards who would rather have me fuck this nation than have their careers fucked with! And I know nothing of compassion, honesty, love, empathy, BUT I can stoop to the lowest meanest of tricks in the book. I am the Evangelicals coming of the next Savior, or the world’s anti-Christ, yo think I give a shit about either one!