Thursday, April 4, 2019

take my wife...please

Henny Youngman (the king of one liner back in the day). One of his original bits was a simple sentence, with the just right amount of a pause…”Take my wife…PLEASE!” It got great chuckles and Mr. Youngman rode that one simple one-liner to great fame. Congress has its own eclectic and second banana comedians, the kind of simple folk who make it easy to imagine why perhaps NOT everyone should be able to run for any office where their judgment just might affect the lives, dignity, and freedoms of many Americans. This GUY’s name is Mo Brooks, (now don’t get him confused with the Moe of the Three Stooges, cause that Moe, was an intelligent creative innovator, OR don’t confuse him with Moe from the Simpson’s, because even as a cartoon creation, that Moe has more charm and charisma) This Congressman, Mo Brooks is a Republican from the 5thDistrict in Alabama, who actually ran against Jeff (let me kiss your Orange Ass) Sessions for Senate, so just be aware of that detail kind of screams just how much of a loser Mo Brooks is, if even the Sons and Daughters of the Confederation didn’t want him as their Senator! Mo Brooks is the kind of inbred, moron, who still believes that Slavery was a Capitalistic mastery and that once slavery was outlawed, was the minute, the exact minute, Socialism invaded America, well not really America but the Confederate States of America (and like the Korean War, which never truly ended, Mo Brooks still imagines that the United States of America is not really the victor in the Civil War. Mo Brooks Is the kind of person, if Henny Youngman was still alive, Mr. Youngman would take his one-liner and say, “Take Mo Brooks…Please, no really PLEASE!”

Mo Brooks will quote Jesus and use the his “Good Book”, to overlook, everything from the unconstitutionality of a Christian theocracy being established in the US…he supports the 6-week heartbeat abortion ban, but refuses to vote for nutrition programs, and Mo Brooks knows that Jesus, made the dark-skinned people be subservient to the white folk, and Mo Brooks, can’t understand why women do not respect Jesus’s dad, when in Genesis, it clearly explains, Eve was created from Adam’s rib! But Mo is a dude from Alabama and Alabama is its own country so why should US laws, interfere with God’s real children. But recently Mo Brooks, made two other statements, not speaking a bigoted and racist citizen, but speaking as an elected official of the US Congress: 

Brooks was attempting to draw parallels between President Donald Trump’s critics and Nazis, by using the term “the big lie”. But the language he used, directly citing Mein Kampf, instead positioned himself, the president, and his party as the Nazis in his analogy and the Democrats as the Jews—victims of a vilification effort rooted in part in the Nazi insistence that Jews were malicious liars. the “big lie” is now thought of like a propaganda technique used by the Nazis—the propagation of a lie so enormous it is given credence because of its brazenness— (Washington Post) Brooks, gave an interview defending charging more for preexisting conditions, arguing that this allows insurers to reward “people who lead good lives.” It will allow insurance companies to require people who have higher health care costs to contribute more to the insurance pool that helps offset all these costs, thereby reducing the cost to those people who lead good lives. They’re healthy; they’ve done the things to keep their bodies healthy. And right now, those are the people who have done things the right way that are seeing their costs skyrocketing. (VOX) So you voted for Trump, so did Mo, so you think Trump is the victim, so does Mo…”Take Mo Brooks…PLEASE”