a quiz

Time for a Multiple Choice Quiz. Instead of waiting for the questions, the answers come first. If you get 100% then you, like the cowardly lion, scarecrow, and tin man, (who finally confront the scary but phony wizard finding him to be brave while hidden and to be nothing but a blubbering idiot, when confronted) have COURAGE, a BRAIN and a HEART.

If you get less than 100% then you apparently believe that FOX NEWS IS "fair and balanced", Sarah Palin COULD see Russia from her house, Larry Craig DOES have a wide stance, tax cuts for the extremely wealthy DO work, Dick Cheney IS NOT a war criminal, hate IS Gods way of making you more religious, we NEVER put a man on the moon, and OJ Simpson WAS framed.

Now the answers to the Multiple Choice Quiz.

a.) "its for the children." b.) the liberal media is out to get me." c.) "any connection to MY negative comments or MY negative actions to ME are offensive." d.) "death panels" e.) I know Jesus and you don't." f.) "I don't need facts to prove a point." g.) "he's not born in America." h.) you've misquoted me." i.) "no!" j.) "they are taking away my freedom of speech." k.) so what if I receive money from the health insurance industry." l.) "let them eat cake" m.)are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?" n.) "the Jewish problem." "in God we trust, not just any God, my God." o.)"separate not equal." p.) "God hates Fags" q.) women were made to be chattel and service a man.' r.)"no child left behind." s.) adultery and infidelity do not wreck the Institution as great as homosexuality" t.) if I was having an affair I would resign from office." u.) "Osama Obama, same difference." v.) "he killed an abortionist, he is God's hero." w.) "weapons of mass destruction" x.) "mission accomplished" y.) "Valerie Plame is a spy" z.) the Holocaust is a lie."

The Question: What do PEOPLE say who HAPPEN to be bigots, religious zealots, self loathing, love to follow the lemmings, need others to be a scapegoat, never admit to the truth, politicians, neo -cons, self delusional, and losers?

Enjoy the quiz.