“Razzle Dazzle, (Chicago) Lyrics by John Kander
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
“I am bigger,better, your life will be greater, look at all of my towering buildings, casinos,why I fly in a plane much better than Air Force One.” My current wife is a babe!”
“Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?”
“Mexicans are rapists, Elizabeth Warren is Pocohontas, Bill and Hillary are murderer’s,”
Political Correctness is and offense to the Caucasian Race, Sure I have a Bible, but The Art of the Deal trumps that book”
“What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they;ll never catch wise!”
“Women love me, that’s why I can pick and choose, isn’t three a charm. I will set tariffs so jobs can come back to America, after the Chinese finish my Trump clothing line, but don’t expect a minimum wage salary, this is America if you haven’t inherited your fortune, you are lazy. We don’t need ugly women, disabled useless people, Jews who run and ruin the media. And lets make America safe again eliminating gun free zones in schools.”
“Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let you get away with murder”
“Kick them outta here, isn’t it just like haters to pick on a true American. If you go to jail because you sucker punched one of THEM, I will pay for your jail fees. I am never wrong, nor owe anyone an apology. She is fat, he is a jerk, they are unpatriotic” I could shoot someone in the middle of the street and still have thousands of my fans rooting me on.”
“Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you've got no talents?
Razzle Dazzle ‘em”
“Screw my 5 bankruptcies, only the jealous talk about that, I will place world leaders in a room and no one leaves until they agree with me. Trump Airlines, Trump Steaks, Trump Casino’s, not my fault that haters made me lose money. I can’t remember what I said the first time, so sue me. Those videos of me saying one thing and me flip-flopping its the Dems I tell you.”
Dazzle Dazzle them and they’ll make you a star
