There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse, and they all lived together in a little crooked house (By Mother Goose)
Name the crooked man of the moment: Be he trump a psychopathic, systematic liar and Russian Agent. Be he McConnell and old pal of Putin, but newly discovered Russian asset. Be he Barr a leech on the anus of the Orange Turd who would rather enjoy self-gain and fuck the rest of the nation. Be he Kushner, a Rat who owns rat infested properties learning how to be the Big Rodent from both his Father and Father-In-Law. Be he Adelson, Be he Marcus, Be he Miller a bunch of Jewish men whose family histories were filled with the miseries of being the OTHER, denied and dismissed. Be he Graham, Be he Falwell Junior, believing that if Bull Shit is said with your head lowered, hands crossed and loud AMEN at the end it actually came from Jesus! Be he Hannity, a dumb shit but much smarter than Trump, knowing that the MAGA love lots of Fascist Trope, and Hannity is the best at delivering it and has the ratings to prove so. Be he every GOP Senator whose pockets are open, but mouths remain closed. Be he every House Member who understands that fair and equal eliminates their chances to be elected, but hacked and gerrymandered are the winning touches.
OR be He a she…Be she Conway a collection of toxic waste, coal ash and rot all kept in place under blond hair. Be she Blackburn able to overlook the ruptures of the democratic process by defying logic and demonizing democracy. Be she HUCKABEE, nothing more than a part of a human centipede inhaling shit and exhaling even more bile. Be she a wannabe princess, named Ivanka, smart enough to sit on daddy’s lap but dumb enough to think she is welcomed anywhere else. Be it, Laura, with white teeth, white skin, white privilege, imagining how just the color white makes you so supreme. Be she Melania, with her Be Best, but if not Be Selfish and Be Blind unless it has bling!
Every day the road becomes more and more crooked and we may soon come to that apex in the road where there can never be any turning back!
