Back in the day, and we are talking the time between the Flintstones and the Jetsons, around the early ’60s (it is now marketed as Mid Century…and that was last century damn it) my cool friends and I (back in the day your friends had to be cool, because YOU certainly were COOL), we played a very queer game (queer as in unusual, not Gay or Lesbian or Homosexual, but queer, when that word was still a non-political word to use), in which you read a normal sentence and of course ended it with the word while in bed with…for example who were you last washing dishes with…while in bed!!!! We thought we were so Avant-Garde… like I said queer! We would sip our wine, the wine was cool also, even though spending more than $10 on a bottle was considered extravagant. We would have our Fondue (Oh my God fucking Fondue, even with its own contraption from which you made it, made from Brie (I had no idea cheese other than American had a name) and play this cool (really queer, now that I reminisce game.)
But it seems that some of society NEVER learns from history, the good stuff nor the queer stuff, and by doing so WE all suffer the consequences. So I am bringing back the same game where you either say a sentence or a word but this time you end it with Trump. There is no joy in my life when it comes to the politics of this nation, but I must try to replace the angst with a little bit of queer! (Again, in 2019 I am a proud man who owns the word QUEER, so I am not being UN-Politically Correct). So let’s play the game called it end with TRUMP!
Money Launderer…Trump, Liar…Trump, I would have sex with my daughter if I could…Trump, some of my best friends have fucked underaged women…Trump, I am Putin’s puppet because he has Pee Tapes and I owe him billions…Trump, my entire Cabinet is either under indictment or soon will be…Trump, I love to FUCK not only women but the stupid ass inbred redneck Americans who think that Jesus was not only the First president of the USA but the First member of the NRA…Trump, my wife was fucking stupid to think she actually conned me, now she is stuck with a no binding contract…Trump, I have a few kids, but only remember the name of the one for which I have wet dreams…Trump. I have no idea what the words EMPATHY, EMOTION, or PATRIOTISM mean…Trump. I have created a new corporation and will make it as successful as my university, airlines, casinos, and steaks, but this time it is called America but soon I will change the name to…Trump.
Oh, I could go on and on and on…now it is your turn! Have fun be queer, heterosexual queer or homosexual QUEER!
