Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Bag Ladies

Sarah Palin is dumb. She is a dumb woman who strives to be smart, but ends up just being dumb. Sarah Palin considers herself a player, but throughout her dumb career she really has been played. Sarah Palin is the kind of dumb T-Bagging woman who believes she does walk on water but in fact is a nothing but a marionette manipulated by some smarter people who realize just how dumb Sarah Palin really is. The problem for most dumb people is they never consider how quickly 15 minutes of marketed fame can end. Sarah Palin is dumb enough think that any thoughts scripted for her were actually her own. Sarah Palin is dumb enough to think she is smart enough to make a positive difference but in fact will find herself should she learn to read in the history books as creature of a society based on reality shows which are anything but real.

Ann Coulter is smart, she is scary smart, so smart that she knows just how to pretend to be dumb. She looks at a situation and decides just how ugly of a response is needed for her 15 minutes of fame to never end. Ann Coulter is smart, she loves to insist the most biased, bigoted bloated bull shit, knowing that the really dumb people will latch on to it like a worm at the end of a fishing hook and that the most intelligent of people will chastise her for the same remarks. Ann Coulter will remain on the tip of tongues and cares nothing about a clear conscience, as long as she can sell books and snake oil. Ann Coulter is a T-bagging woman but prefers her desires to be at her beckon and call. Ann Coulter is smart, smart enough to manipulate conversation that only detract from any positive results. As long as Ann can divulge the most vile and venomous verbiage she is still the queen.


Nikki Haley is a dumb woman who desperately wants to be smart. Nikki Haley is a nasty dumb person trading politics for personality, and preferring poli-tricks as the breath she breathes. Nikki Haley is smart enough to say the right things, but dumb enough to not enact her own words. Nikki Haley is smart enough to read a speech writers words declaring that some people find the Confederate flag offensive(still demonstrating a pining for the descendants of anarchists as true Americans who love it), and calling for the removal of that flag. Nikki Haley could have been smarter had she listened to the voices in South Carolina who provided her with a loop hole to remove the flag temporarily, but she is still a dumb T-bagging woman thinking that a base of baseless white bigots rule her future. Nikki Haley is the kind of dumb person begging to be smart but too dumb to see that politics just makes you stupid.

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