Thursday, July 9, 2015

Cans of whoop ass

Open a can of whoop ass which has been simmering in the heat of hypocrisy for a decade or two and you either must be asking for trouble or enjoy a world where consequences will run wild. Open a can of whop ass, the one with the ingredients of dumb, dumber, insane, inane, insecurity and innuendo and you are certain to unleash an odor more foul that any bull shit offered by marketers of greed, gluttony, stupid and sinister. Open a can of whoop ass the can which is boiling over in lies, abridged truths, circumstantial evidence, and religious fascism and you will receive an explosion so wild and crazy that the big bang will seem like a whimper. Open that can of whoop ass and just wait for all hell to break lose.

The confederate flag a symbol of civil war, a shining emblem to those who thought America was better off with slaves, an icon of white supremacy, black inferiority all we ask is that a flag of treason and anarchy be taken down and the response we get is don’t you dare. Same-sex marriage is now considered American marriage and what do we hear, Jesus is more powerful then the activists on the Supreme Court, my religion my law, this is a Christian country. Question the police as to why black lives should matter, and gun tottin’ NRA crusaders insist that they don’t matter, and what’s the matter with you for being so un-American as to think they should matter. Find a path for immigrants to live a full life in a nation built by immigrants and get swallowed up by crass indignities insisting that only certain immigrants made America great, immigration is a socialist plot, or complete silence regarding all the derogatory demagoguery.  Let women decide their own reproductive rights and suddenly the apocalypse is coming, all females who dare decide for themselves are immoral and the government should be big enough to prevail over some stupid woman’s selfish need. Open a can of whoop ass, and the odor permeates an entire nation. Open up a can of whoop ass and watch the maggots living at the bottom of that decayed, rusted can emerge trying hard to suck out the fresh breath of freedom from the lungs of those believe in fair and just.


We have been harvesting that can of whop ass camouflaged in the rumination of reality show stars acting as if they were journalists, permitting politicians to act as puppets for the miserably minded millionaires and pretending that if the facts don’t fit your mood change them. We have been harvesting that can of whop ass ever since we believed that weapons of mass destruction existed, Brownie actually did do a great job, not vetting a vice presidential candidate was normal, that guns don’t kill people, that Jesus was the first general of the Revolutionary War and to this day is a charter member of the NRA. We have been harvesting that can of whop ass every time an elected official tells us his Bible trumps the Constitution, when government employees insist personal beliefs hold more weight then the US or state laws. Open a can of whoop ass and don’t be surprised just how poisonous the fumes of bias, bigotry and bogus will become. 

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