Our next Prez

So he signs into law a 20 week abortion ban. He thinks his first call of duty is to nuke the shit out of Iran. He is not sure if the Gay thing is nurture or nature. He has battle scars from fighting teacher unions. He has cut back funding from a once proud and glorious state university system. He was never in the army but is ready to blast both Russia and China off the map.He believes that the only person you need to obey is Jesus and unless Jesus tells you differently there is never any need for compromise. He decided he had a college degree but when pressed for details decided he didn’t. He believes that homeless and hungry people are all faking, and to prove his point that they are also all drug dealers he is gonna give them drug tests. Scott Walker wants to be OUR next president and the one thing he does well is take marching orders from his puppet masters the Koch Brothers.

So he once wanted to public shame single mothers, because of course if they were truly of value they would have married a hard working man. He was the guy to try and stop Pat Shivo’s husband from making a personal decision on his wife’s life and insisted that only Jeb knew Jesus’s true intent and permitted her to lie in coma and vegetative state. Work makes you free something his ancestors believed as they supported the German war machine, and he thinks working longer hours and later in life is the stuff that red-blooded Americans are made of. He paid tribute to the swift boaters just because Jon Kerry was a real war Vet and Georgie Bush never served overseas, and prompted them to shame and discredit Kerry’s military service.First the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were terrific, then they weren’t and then he hires a bunch of the goons who initiated both wars to lead his foreign policy. He doesn’t need the Koch’s instead has his brand of billionaire puppet masters to cow tow to. Jeb Bush wants to be OUR next president.

So he said he would date his own daughter cause she is so hot, too bad she IS his daughter. The institution of marriage is basic to keep America alive that is why he married three times. he hates losers except when you declare bankruptcy. He is gonna give Putin, and China and any ole’ Ayatollah hell, but he was too scared to enlist in the armed services. He loves to call immigrants rapists. He has two sons who just love to murder animals on African preserves. Compassion is bullying others, compromise is for Communists, and he learned to be articulate from the Sarah Palin school of diction. He thinks politics should be a reality series, and makes no apologies for being stupid and insincere. he would kick your ass but instead will hire some else to do it. Donald Trump wants to be OUR next president.

Three men appealing to the lowest form of American voter, three men who care less about scruples, would rather divide and separate, who hate minorities and beg for the stupid to think they are as base and vile as they come. T-Bagging Republicans leading the pack to lead OUR nation off the cliff!