Dear Teddy Cruz

Dear Teddy Cruz,

Now I know your dad Raphael, after his stint in supporting Fidel Castro, and then being born again, told you that he had a dream in which Jesus (why does Jesus always pick men like Raphael Cruz, Pat Robertson, Mike Huckabee etc to talk to) told him his son Teddy was indeed a prophet. Now you and I know that is down right bull shit, but Raphael is your dad so as a supportive son you have gladly gone along with this made up nightmare. (As purported to be prophet Teddy, you sure as heck think your shit don’t stink.) But Teddy boy your shit steams when it falls to the Earth and is so full of the crazy it actually burns a hole in the pavement. Thanks to gerrymandering, restrictive voter ID laws, preachers with tax exempt churches preaching politics, you and a bunch of loony tunes have landed some important state wide jobs in the nation-state of Texas. (As an aside, this is the state where Greg Abbott is the governor who thinks the USA is ready to invade your nation state and make it part of the Union, he is also the Governor who is sure as hell, at least according to his Scientologist lobbyists sure that psychiatry is a form of brain washing, and your state Governor who might be one of the only living people to make both George Bush and Rick Perry seem smart. But I digress Teddy, something you love to do when it comes to the facts.Indeed Teddy, you avoid any truth as if it were a skunk ready to spray its evil stench on the next passerby. 

Teddy, if anything you are a prophet of opening cans of whop ass and feeding it to the most inane, insane, dumbest, self victimizing group of citizens who love to blame anyone but themselves for their miserable and meaningless lives. You ferment the fear in the whop ass and gladly throw that open can around mesmerizing the mindless minions of racists, bigots, misogynists and homophobes into frenzies of fact less affronts and truth-less trajectories. You pretend that you are all about the beauty of Christian Evangelicalism when in fact all you do is pursue a malicious kind of evil always ready to set the seed of dissent and disgust with no intention of EVER admitting the truth. You love going for the jugular letting an innocent bleed, and then watch as they suffer from a slow death. It seems Teddy the more pain you inflict the closer to God you seem to become. Teddy boy, you are not a dumb man and that is the problem. Like Ann Coulter, and Mike Huckabee you know exactly what you are doing to dissuade the truth, and like a snake oil salesman you just love yourself some profits…in this case the gathering of the stupid. Perhaps you are a whole lot closer to Fidel Castro then you think as you have great distrust for freedom, believe that ALL men, let alone women are not created equal, and that dictatorship (in your case you misaligned Evangelical Christianity) is truly the answer to controlled democracy. 

Teddy, how would we explain to the Founding Fathers and of course General Jesus Christ that the men and one woman running for the office of president from a Tea-Bagging Republican Party are popular candidates because the first thing they insist is that freedom is not free, democracy is divisive, and fair and just are just for a select few? You now want to change the Constitution because shit happens and you hate when everyone is treated equally. You insist that the Supreme Court has as much power as Diana Ross and the Supremes and that this is not an a nation of immigrants (Um,Dad from Cuba Mom from Canada). You are a master at double speak and an expert at evasive answers and avoidance of your own words. Teddy you are a dangerous man, but more worrisome is the amount of the stupid who think you actually are a prophet of God!