Autopsy

Autopsy-  a postmortem examination to discover the cause of death or the extent of disease.The Repubs after “trickle down economics, voodoo economics, read my lips good job Brownie, mushroom clouds weapons of mass destruction, I can see Alaska from my back porch, legitimate rape, binders of women, and 49% “decided to perform an autopsy on themselves. (Kind of hard to be both patient and mortician) Reading the definition of autopsy one might assume that something died. The Repubs, never one to act ethically or morally unless it is an inept bigoted sliced and diced version of some misconstrued chapter or verse from a Southern Baptist Evangelical Bible, or the words missing from the Founding Fathers but replaced by scheming T-Bagger politicians as if the Founding Fathers meant to include those sentences in the Constitution,) PROMISED they would be newer better, fresher and what they managed to create very much like Dr Frankenstein was a contrived body with no heart, no brain lots of BS and and absolutely no conscience. (Now these same T-Bagging Repubs love themselves some only Jesus can create and destroy theories so if THEY created this MONSTER one might ask how pissed is the T-Bagging Republican Jesus?) There might have a been an autopsy, but instead what really happened behind the curtain (you know the same one the con man from Oz stood behind) was a weird science project to not only resurrect the dead meaningless days of slavery, Jim Crow, segregation, Joe McCarthy, Japanese internment camps, Iran Contra, and of course Anita Bryant, but to become even more divisive, destructive and of course DUMBER!

The limbo is dance and the limbo song has lyrics asking ‘how low can you go?’, well the Repubs aren’t ready to answer that question yet because The Donald is still lowering the bar. Jump on his reality TV band wagon, make yourself a stooge ignore the divide between Church and State, demean the laws of the land when those laws place Jesus a rung beneath the Constitution. Call all people of brown skin Mexicans and if they are Mexicans define them as rapists with cantaloupe calves. Insist that the Mexicans are here to anchor their babies on American soil, but if you are Jeb Bush married to a brown skinned woman insist that it is only the Asians who anchor their babies. Say all lives matter and those pesky Negro’s insisting Black Lives should matter are just like their ancestors who made the South secede from the North because of perceived slavery, causing a Civil War, or worse they will become the Black Panthers. Don’t let the press ask question of women from FOX cause they want to do is give you a ‘gotcha kind of question like what are the facts behind your fiction or more details on some made up plan. Say your tent is wide open but not for those who have never owned a white hood or robe or love to Heil Hitler. And of course supersede your beloved T-Bagging Jesus and create people out of corporations!

So we were told that the Repubs were going to rebrand, rebuild and they did exactly that they took all of the old fear, loathing, religious discrimination, bigotry and bias and built a new improved edition of their very dysfunctional past. They created Frankenstein 2015 and like any good monster who has no concept of fair or equal they are permitting him to run free. What is new and different however with this monster is that he is not the really scary creature, nope with this new edition it is the townsfolk who can’t wait to burn a village called USA down in defense of the monster!