Sunday, May 7, 2017

Now, the Excuses

After THEY held THEIR Death Care Beer Bust, following THEIR, Lets Make America Die Again vote to repeal the Affordable Care Act, the Republicans are now providing America with the Who Can Come Up With the Best Excuse Show. There are a flurry of EXCUSES, so lets just list the top 5 reasons WHY the GOP is trying their hardest to deny THEY are EVIL…

Number 5, is called the Dog Ate My Homework Excuse: I was too stupid to read the darned Death Care Bill, but voted for it anyway. Number 4, is called My Bad Excuse: My damned staff, its their fault, they promised me no one would die in the end. Number 3 is called, And Jesus Said Excuse: Read the Bible you Heathens, along with gun ownership, Jesus also warned us that if you are sick or have had any disease linger in your life you deserve to suffer and perhaps die unless you change your ways…Number 2, is called Royalty: We deserve more than you, we trudge to Washington, we work at least three weeks out of the month for you, we suffer the indignities of the Federal Government, you should be glad all we want IS Socialized Medicine and a pension for Life.


But the Worst Excuse is saved for Last. IT is an Excuse used by dictatorial military units throughout history and most blatantly and most bluntly used to expunge any guilt or culpability during the Second World War, when the Nazi Troops uttered Excuse Number 1, I Was Just Following Orders: it is an empty apology for torture, mayhem and murder, don't blame me, how could you, my Superiors insisted…Trump/Pence/McConnell/Ryan pick any name, they all wanted to erase anything Obama, they all wanted to stroke their ego’s, they all wanted fame and fortune at the cost of 26 million Americans who will lose health care, and the millions more who will have to pay higher premiums for preexisting conditions.  Ahh, how easy it is to create Death and Dying but how difficult to accept responsibility for doing so. Please America remember these men and women and don’t excuse any of them when it comes to time to vote!